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I wish I had the vision to do that!
/ravi
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Venn you find out, let us know.
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It has been too long. I got this after moving to a different thread!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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..and 3 make try-a-gram?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Today is my 30th wedding anniversary.
If she works out, I think I'll keep her. 
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I really don't see how it is your choice, mate!![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Keep up the good work and she may keep you for another thirty! 
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Kevin Marois wrote: If she works out
Getting a bit podgy?
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He's seen better days, that's for certain 
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We've got a survey about that[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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True, but I'm still happily married
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Congrats! ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
My 30th will come in December.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Thanks!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I am sure he is paying all the time. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Congrats! My 15th is coming up in a couple of months, though my wife said it seems like 30  .
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Congratulations!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Thanks
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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A giant bundle of Congratulations
Since its been 30 years, you guys must know each other very well
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Kevin Marois wrote: Today is my 30th wedding anniversary.
Looks like you beat me by 6 years to the day.
Would have got married at the same time, but I was still in Year 11 at the time and didn't meet my wife for just over another 3 years.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Leslie sent me this stuff:
They're back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference, includes meals.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'. The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Janet Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
And this one just about sums them all up ...
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!
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Soapbox 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Innocent enough to me. 
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