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pkfox wrote: I can only think of BLADDER
There's probably an app for that!!!
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Chris Evans isn't ageing well...
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Much maligned man in my opinion
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'd rather have my eyes plucked out with crochet hooks. Sorry!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I'm an apex predator!
Which movie?
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Die Soft
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: Die Soft
That is exactly where I work.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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That was Ahnold in Predator.
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
Edit: Conan the Predator?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Planet of the Apes
I'll get my hat.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Andrew Detmer's Diary.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I thought I was a Wigwam or a Camping Dome. My shrink said I was too tense.
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I'm told that the boy scouts nightlife is totally intense.
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On porpoise?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You are supposed to put the STP [^] in the motor, not drink it.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Strange. I never had you pegged for one of those.
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I think I am a refrigerator. I would go seek help but the wife likes the light when I sleep with my mouth open.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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There seems to be a definite pattern regarding the sluggishness of a normally decent system. It only gets this way when MS updates are wanting to restart the system. I've thought this enough times so that when it starts happening I check and sure enough, today there are 19 important updates! I know that the only way to get a peppy system again is to restart...installing the updates that are waiting. I feeling like I'm being throttled into submission!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I've been sluggish all week... Please someone press my restart button
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Sander Rossel wrote: someone press my restart button
where exactly is this "button"?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My guess is, you don't want to know.
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I wish I knew!
Although sometimes such buttons can only be pressed by sticking a pin in a tiny hole on the back, so you don't press it accidentally
On second though... Don't press mine
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