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I think a Dumbass of the day award would be fitting.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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OriginalGriff wrote: one of my brake pipes burst
Maybe it was an accident, or maybe you annoyed someone in QA...
veni bibi saltavi
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But this site is intended to be help for programmers, right?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The keyword here being "programmers". It's sometimes hard to distinguish the genuine programmers from the parasites.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Or am I just being a Grumpy Old Griff
Grumpy is good, do NOT go quietly into the sunset.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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If crude oil is made from decomposed dinosaurs, and plastic is made from oil, then aren't plastic dinosaurs made from real dinosaurs?
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I've actually thought about this before. This, and the fact that we quantify engine power with horsepower, despite the fact that your car runs with oil/gasoline and not glue. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Colin Mullikin wrote: we quantify engine power with horsepower
Good point!
Perhaps we should reclassify engines into Raptorpower?
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That seems like the prudent decision.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Not as good as yesterdays. 
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Nowhere near as good - which is why I gave you credit, and a quick upvote! 
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That's been answered, actually.[^]
XKCD to the rescue!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Pundit Point: No NO NO
See "Formation"
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I read a few article about game programming.that articles says game programming needs good math skills. I graduated math and I want to show some game programming codes. What's level need for programming?
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Most game programming has nothing to do with writing code, the work is in graphic design. The game engine is often the same, adding different graphics plus a few minor tweaks to the game engine to make a whole new game.
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it's looking easy to me 
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For almost 20 years now the magic does not happen in the graphics engines anymore. Rendering is done by the chipset on your graphics card and writing the shaders that are used by the GPU may have to do a little with math.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Too little information on the kind of game you want to program.
Will you be using an engine? Will you be writing an enigne?
How complex do you want the game to be? Are you starting to write something for fun/to learn?
Do you understand what a game is from a programmer's point of view?
There are more questions I could ask you.
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I would to make MMORPG game like WOW.
If it's need I can use engine. And If my code knowladge is enough to writing engine I want to do that.
I want to write for learning and If I can get an job about game programming it'l not be for fun.
I don't understand what a game is from a programmer's point of view.
On the other hand.
Actually in Turkey I can't write pc video game. Because there is not any job about that.
programmers from turkey usually writing web game or mobile game.
modified 8-Jan-16 10:47am.
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Muharrem B. wrote: I would to make MMORPG game lie WOW
Really? That's original...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Muharrem B. wrote: programmers from turkey usually writing web game or mobile game. |
A game is a game is a game.
You can have really good 3D games on web or mobile.
I'd rather be phishing!
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You at least need to be a level 100 warlock. Level 99 might work, but it will be challenging, I would think. Consume an extra Mana Regenerate Flask, before battle. You should be fine.
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And if you don't have the Sword of a Thousand Truths, don't even bother trying...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I'd prefer if one of them would wield a Sword of a Thousand Original Ideas... 
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Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?
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