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When a cow gives birth, is she decalfinated?
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OK, everyone, let's milk this for all the udderly silly one-liners (e.g., toot yer horn) we can so we can beef up readership, lest we lower the steaks with fewer posts than expected.
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And the Translation (including Explanation) for non natives like me....please? 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Just laugh... with milk in yer nose! 
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you don't Need to hide it, simply write Quote: with milk in your nose!
[Edit]
And yes I'm Aware I' more naive than native
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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We are holstien you to a higher standard.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I heard it through the bovine that he might have pilfered this one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I doubt he's going to cowtow to you.
/ravi
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Perhaps I can steer him in the right direction.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Be careful - he's a violent person and could have your hide.
/ravi
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Don't think he's violent, but he might be a cattle tail.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I veal you need to get some rest.
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Moooove along. Nothing to see here.
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Man-ure the king of puns!
How cud we ever top this effort?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I hope this is the tail end of the joke
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Ten out of ten for heifer-t anyway.
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I will try to catch that on video tomorrow.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What you busy shooting the bull today?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Nope, but tomorrow and sunday the weather is going to be good enough to take some more videos of unsuspecting cows 
I already explained this somewhere else today. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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There is no need whatsoever to send me a copy! 
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Are they worth the money, or is it just a scam? Does anyone here have any experience with them? Their sites obviously tout their own effectiveness, but I'm rather sceptical about them.
I've been job hunting for some time and I'm starting to get desperate enough to try anything short of actually padding my resumé (which some people say I have to do, because everyone else does it and being truthful puts me at a disadvantage).
I have enough experience to fill five pages (keeping it as short as possible), but I'm probably doing something wrong because I get so few interviews. Do they want to see an online profile like LinkedIn? Articles on CP? Contributions to open source? A thousand "friends" on Facebook? Daily tweets of nonsensical crap? Every site I Google offers various opinions and it gets confusing after a while.
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5 pages is way too long; keep it to a maximum of 2 pages.
Prune your experience list down to the last 2, 3 meaningful employment with only 1 important thing/feature/improvement you did for each job, and just list the other employments.
Maybe they feel you have too much experience and will just skip your resumé, or maybe they feel you've had too many jobs and feel you are not "stable" enough.
Do not forget to have a nice cover letter that you will customize for each job prospect; it should highlight your global experience in regards to that job prospect (for example if you did graphic stuff, then say it in more details in the cover letter for a graphic oriented job)
Good luck.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Snap!
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5 pages? Too long!
Put yourself in the place of the employer: he wants the best person, for the least money, as quickly as possible. He gets in the morning and BAM! he has a pile of CV's that thick to wade through. How's he to choose which to interview (because interviews are a seriously long and expensive process)? Start by whittling down the pile. In the old days: bin anything with a second class stamp. Bin anything printed on a dot matrix. Bin anything too long to read quickly.
Nowadays, bin anything ugly. Bin anything misspelled. Bin anything in Comic Sans. Bin anything too long to read quickly.
What's left, you read. Then bin some, and read again.
Basically, tailor your CV to fit the role you apply for: that isn't padding, it's making the relevant parts more noticeable and the less relevant parts more "impression" than detail. Older stuff gets less detail than newer stuff, unless it's relevant and still current. 2 pages is about the limit, with an individualized cover letter.
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