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You can't afford not to upgrade.
I present to you... the Commodore 65![^]
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Man at a blistering 3.54 Mhz clock speed, I'll be the fastest hi-tech redneck on the block!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Awesomeness.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Oh yes, now I can have two tiny devices.
My android phone and my PC-Phone 
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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As I was often getting Out Of Memory errors from the Java runtime.
Minecraft runs super-fast now! It also got rid of all lag issues I was having.
Finally I can use the latest version of Forge for mod loading (the versions since 11.14.3.1530 use a whole lot of RAM for no obvious reason)
At least I have 24 GB total RAM in my machine, so everything else still runs smoothly.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Well, cheers, those 24 gigs should help you postpone getting a life a few more years 
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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From what I've read, this thing supports up to 128GB using 16GB sticks.
I don't think I'll need THAT much RAM, though! 24GB seems to run a whole heck of a lot on this thing.
I still hate Java, though. What a memory hog it can be. I ran a Hello World app with Java 6 some time ago, and it allocated and used 3GB of RAM! A quick test on Java 8 shows that it only uses 3MB with a similar program, so that is a rather nice improvement.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: From what I've read, this thing supports up to 128GB using 16GB sticks.
I don't think I'll need THAT much RAM, though! 24GB seems to run a whole heck of a lot on this thing.
One word: VMs. It'll get you there.
My VM host is now at 64GB, and I think there's a firmware update for my motherboard that'll let it use 16GB sticks. So while I don't need it yet, I could definitely see it happening before the board dies.
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I don't have any VMs set up right now.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Does it still make the fan go?
I've running Minecraft just to heat the small office-room we have...
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My laptop generates little to no heat. The fans run sometimes, but I can barely hear them as they are very quiet. Even if I am running a whole bunch of programs at once.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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If you get divorced in Tennessee are you still brother and sister?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Who gets custody of the tooth?
veni bibi saltavi
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Reminds me of an old joke "How do you know that hillbillies invented the toothbrush?"
"They must have, otherwise it would have called teethbrush."
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only if aunt grandma says so.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's like asking if you got a divorce who gets the wool. 
Already have coat on and am leaving now.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It depends on the age of the wife. If she's young enough, the judge will usually find in favor of the husband, assuming the wife can just grow more. 
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The husband usually gets the worsted of it...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's baaaad
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Just watching Microsoft Connect.
Native compilation, statically linked using the native Open Source .NET on Linux.
That's so, so awesome.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Damn! I want to know all about .NET native!!
What did I miss!!! 
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Nice! That opens up some options.
Marc
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Now if they'd just offer the same for regular winform/wpf applications on windows (as opposed to just win8/10 style apps).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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