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Ha!
The joys of not having a job and the last two weeks have both had Mondays as public holidays has left me completely unaware of what day of the week it is.
Having said that, I've received two job offers this week and have until Friday to decide.
Although it is tempting to pack the backpack again and head off overseas for another year or so... it would have to be Africa this time. It's the last continent for me.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You look like a strong kid. You must work out. Ever try isometrics? This antipersonnel mine weighs eight pounds. Not much, but try holding it with an outstretched arm.
Which movie?
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Justin Bieber's Exercise Video.
Oh, please - let him demonstrate that one! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's unreleased amateur exercise video.
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Wrong side : Kaboom
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Rambo XLXLLDMMMVIII
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Didn't that come out last year?
Or was that Rambo XLXLLDMMMIX?
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I lost counting since I am at least 2,000 movies behind with Rocky. Please no spoilers....
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The Puninator. (I actually quite enjoyed this version)
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BAMbi
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Wireless camera, huh?
Sounds like a damn good idea!
But...
So...who's going to be the first to hack that and show Pr0n? 
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Hacking it could lend itself to many scenarios.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Pr()n is one thing - but I think switching to the T-Rex chase scene from Jurassic Park just as the driver goes to overtake would be the better hack
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My first question would be, how many hours it can be parked before those monitors are gone.
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Strange how there is never any oncoming traffic when the cameras are running.
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Exaggeration is going to be big this year.
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Now that's a hyperbole.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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That's an understatement.
Life is too shor
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Yeah? Well, magnification is going to be bigger!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yeah, trumpmungous big!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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My new back ground, Found have I! 
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Little galaxies have big galaxies
Upon their backs to swallow 'em
And big galaxies have groups
And so ad infinitum
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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