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So ????
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I do all my year end Word, Excel and PowerPoint stuff on Dec 31st - kinda tradition in my family.
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Oh man! You're so screwed this year! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Phoooooosh! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Phoooooosh!
What can I say? It's a Monday morning. 
Marc
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Here's your sign[^]
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Nagy gets drunk. No change there then.
This space for rent
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Be vewy afwaid Yoda, be vewy afwaid...
veni bibi saltavi
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If it doesn't fail, can we sue them for false advertising?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't know but perhaps the EU would fine them a few 100 millions?
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Which is $27 in the US.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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at that exchange rate I'm off to exchange my dollars for Euros' I'll be RICH
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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it was cast as an integer from the decimal 365.25
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Reminds me of Planes, Trains and Automobiles. "Not in a Row!"
You can't expect office 365 to work 365 days in a row, so you are safe!
Besides, they will force you to renew before then.
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When a friend asked me to use horticulture in a sentence and I responded: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think" is not what they were looking for.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Very, very funny! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 29-Feb-16 8:48am.
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Since almost no one's here yet, I read this aloud. It's apparently a two-groaner and a one +'er.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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and on similar lines,
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
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Mike Hankey wrote: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think"
Was that the reason for divorce Nr.1 or was it Nr. 2?
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Yes.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I see!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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That joke must be nearly a hundred years old. Dorothy Parker I believe.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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But can you find that post in the lounge?
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Nah, only this effort from 2008[^]
Although due to the unique way CodeProject is funded you can't actually get to the post, just view it in the Search results.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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