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Actually, That was Good Friday.
Today we celebrate Jesus resurrection from the grave!
Yippy Skippy!
Happy Resurrection day CP!
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Ron Anders wrote: Today we celebrate Jesus resurrection from the grave!
So if a Mexican came back from the dead, why are they so looked down upon by the Yanks?
Ron Anders wrote: Yippy Skippy!
That show finished back in the sixties.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Actually, he was Middle Eastern, so these days they'd send him to Cuba as terrorist.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually, he was supposed to have been born in Nazareth, which today would make him Israeli.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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True enough. I usually refer to the Christian god as "the African god", to avoid confusion with Roman, Greek, Japanese, etc. gods.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Skippy the Bush Kangaroo! Yeah! I always wondered if "Bush Kangaroo" was some kind of euphemism!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I set clock forward one hour today
American trump supporters need to set their clock forward 100 years
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regerteast wrote: set their clock forward 100 years
I don't know about that. 100 years ago, the world still made sense.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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A hundred years ago was in the middle of the first world war. You might want to rethink that.
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Surely it breaks rules 1 & 4 of the lounge? I find this kind of joke offensive.
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It's said with humour, not vindictiveness.
Turn the other cheek, and all that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jacquers wrote: I find this kind of joke offensive.
Sadly, you've rather undermined yourself by describing it as a joke!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well - preaching religious doctrine is hardly any different than doing the same with politics. In some senses, I consider it more contentious.
That's why we have the soap-box and where this thread should have been.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I have a 1125ml bottle of Bundy OP and there seems to be a hole in it. It's disappearing at a rate of knots.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm having the same problem with a large bottle of cheap scotch. Let me know if you discover a solution!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hehe, the old saying from my youth was "Bundy makes you spastic™"
That stuff's as aussie as Austen Tayshus' Australiana[^]
Perhaps I should expect an entertaining night's worth of posts from ya?
(For our sensitive readers - and no, I don't mean spastic as in cerebral palsy. I mean so drunk you're useless)
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enhzflep wrote: Perhaps I should expect an entertaining night's worth of posts from ya?
I've been going for over 9 hours already. Not sure how much longer things will go.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oh well, glad to see things appear to be working out well then.
Hope the morning's not too painful!
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When I nail the Flying Spaghetti Monster up, is the pasta cooked or uncooked.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Cooked al dente - you can't get the nails through the dry stuff without it splintering.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Would a standard cross be sufficient to pin all of the Flagellum of His Monstrousness?
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Easter Sunday down the pub having a beer or ten and a feed.
The kids are at the Sydney Royal Easter Show and I have Netflix, beer and Bundy OP at home when I get home.
Also have a computer to build. Should be fun to see what it looks like tomorrow.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well at least you are right with the title.
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He's my Mexican mate, not that white, blonde haired, blue eyed, middle eastern fictional bloke.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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