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It's a tofu job but someone's gotta do it!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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...build a little town, and name it "Penis" so I can laugh when I get mail. Because the address would end with "Penis, NV".
BWA HA HA HA HA!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Care to explain? I do not see any difference with "NY" or "WA"?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It ain't as funny when you have to explain it... :/
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yeah, he's ruined it here really.
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Might not be as funny, but I was lost in translation.
Next time I'll remember to try the phonetics again.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: little town, and name it "Penis"
But then everyone will refer to you as the owner of the little Penis.
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So what's new? His wife already does....
At least she told me so last night... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: At least she told me so last night...
You, my friend, like to live dangerously!
Marc
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Johnny J. wrote: At least she told me so last night...
Didn't know you and John were romantic like that. That's so sweet. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Jeremy Falcon
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Well he open carries and drives a powerful V8 car, what do you think people say about him "behind his back" all the time? 
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Well, I am in fact compensating for something. I need a car with more power to haul my freakishly large penis around.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yep. time to clean the pepsi off the ole' monitor. 
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Indeed. I have heard many people refer to you as a massive dick.
This space for rent
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PompeyThree wrote: But then everyone will refer to you as the owner of the little Penis.
In this context, the correct term would be "mayor".
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Please spare us your penis fantasies and go shoot some guns instead 
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You think those two aren't somehow related?
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Meanwhile, down here we have Nothing, AZ[^]. Talk about NV!
Will Rogers never met me.
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I have just received a letter from a collection agency.
This is, as best I can tell, related to a visit to an emergency room six months ago.
I am highly annoyed by this because no living human ever called or spoke a single word to me.
This is the first I remember seeing anything from this company.
I'm trying to figure out what this charge is for, and so on.
I am positive that I have paid at least two other bills (from external providers) regarding that one visit.
Am I unreasonable in expecting one bill for one visit ?
What is the name of the authority that oversees such financial behavior of these state licensed professionals ? I would like to use the U.S.Mail as well and send them a letter.
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C-P-User-3 wrote: I'm trying to figure out what this charge is for, and so on.
Why?
Would you do the same if I sent you another bill? How would you know the difference between a legit bill and some fake?
Unless they can show "when" you ordered your stuff/service, there has been no sale.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Why?
Would you do the same if I sent you another bill?
I am confused because
- I thought I paid all the bills
- I don't remember every face and name I saw there
My biggest complaint is that no human ever spoke to me about this.
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C-P-User-3 wrote: I am confused because
Don't be. If they want something from you, they'd better explain what and why.
C-P-User-3 wrote: I thought I paid all the bills
You might have.
C-P-User-3 wrote: I don't remember every face and name I saw there
Don't have to.
C-P-User-3 wrote: My biggest complaint is that no human ever spoke to me about this.
Should set off some alarm-bells. I doubt that it is a legit bill.
There's also some law that says that a sale that has been based on misleading the client is a non-sale. I'd reckon that there's something similar in your place. So, again, unless you explicitly agreed to buying stuff/service, there is no sale, and no bill.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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