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At least they remembered to film horizontally
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22/23/24
As written in some parts of the world.
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Nice one!  
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Avijnata wrote: As written in some parts of the world.When written properly.
FTFY
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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That one works as well:
24-23-22
It's only these countries that have no idea how to organise a date properly... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If it makes them feel better, I think the next one is pretty much US only:
32/33/34 == 27th Sept 2081
Unless you count
31/32/33 == 3rd Sept 2027
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A month from now is 22/32/42.
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16th September 2004? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Muslim and chinese calender are written properly and still don't match
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Isn't that because Chinese calendar is not a purely lunar calendar?
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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What about Jewish and Mayan?
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Exactly... that's the point.
I was lazy and only wrote those two, but of course there are still some more
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Let's shorten that to 1110, or 0xE
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 4-Aug-16 5:23am.
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The 14th of September 2025 (14/9/2025) will be 1222/32/452 (but only in countries where we use DD/MM/YYYY, elsewhere it will probably be a pretty routine day).
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That's weird... I always thought the square root of 2016 was 44.9... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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It used to take a few seconds for my computer to boot with Win10 10586 (fast CPU, SSD). It now takes a minute or so, most of which is spent with a totally blank screen (no animated circle of dots, no nothing). Now I have to decide between trying to install everything from scratch (as opposed to the update), or debugging the problem using the event log.  
Does anyone have ideas as to possible causes / troubleshooting approaches?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Would this help?
Windows Performance, Speed Up Boot Time, Xbootmgr | TechNet[^]
You could use the trace function to analyse what is going on and where the hold up.
There is likely a borked driver or service that is needing updated.
I updated my laptop this morning and have had no issues (other than the corporate wifi connection session timed out during the night and had to restart the download this morning! )
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Thanks, I'll try it and update as to the results.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hi Daniel,
was your anti virus software running during the upgrade?
Please be aware that a couple of dozen system files are getting changed due to the anniversary update and an anti virus could
make lots of trouble. I.e. blocking of switching the files, etc.
Hint: Have a look into the hardware manager.
Are there some warnings or errors regarding incompatible hardware devices or driver problems?
You could try a system refresh with "keeping" your current files.
Perhaps this will help?
Kind regards
Carsten
modified 4-Aug-16 4:24am.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Does anyone have ideas as to possible causes / troubleshooting approaches?
If you turn it on a minute before you use to, then you will find it still boots at the same time.
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I have seen something similar on my computer when I log onto Windows with a Microsoft account and the machine cannot get through to MS to verify the credentials. Do you have a good Internet connection when logging on?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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As someone who's used the internet in both countries, I could vouch that India's speeds are far better (in general, and as long as you're in a metro there).
In India:
I was able to use ACT's fibernet that offers up to 100 Mbps (for about AU $40 a month).
In Australia:
At home: I pay more money to get about 12 to 15 Mbps which is sick.
At work: I've an 850+ Mbps connection, but this could easily be called an exception as nobody else I've talked to has a connection like this even at their work.
In my personal experience, India had faster internet than Australia now has. I know that doesn't make you feel any better though.
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