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If your dog is always preparing firewood, is he a lumber jack russell?
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Of course he is, and he's OK! He's also a tad bewildered by the English language, a language where he can bark at bark.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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jeron1 wrote: a language where he can bark at bark
But probably only if he's barked himself on said tree 
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Mutt you hound us with these doggone puns?
/ravi
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It's what I do after I leave the Lab, where I'm designing a new plane, the Terrier jet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you want him to go faster, tell him "Hustle Jack Russel!" as you lumber around the room.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Related quiz for the less proficient in English.
Q. How far can a dog run into a forest?
A. Only as far as the first tree.
Why?
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Duh! 'cos! 
Actual answer: because once the dog reaches the first tree it is in the forest and therefore no longer running into it.
...although it could be running further into it.
...and it would therefore also be running in the forest.
...and, eventually, out of the forest.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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nope. A clue to help.
Q. How far can a person run into a forest. (into, not to)
A. Half way, after that the person is running out of the forest.
Same is also true for horse, cat, rabbit...
But not the dog. Why?
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Because it will stop to sniff and mark the first tree in the traditional manner?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yep.
A test question from earlier times when immigrants had to prove English language ability (nowadays not performed): [Q] how far can a dog run into a forest ...," [A supposed yo be] "half way."
Those that stated 'the first tree' with or without the sniff/mark logic were always pinged wrong.
So whose "English" really was better: the professor setting the language test of math logic, or the immigrant who understood what the word 'dog' means?
(Luckily my dad was not kicked out.)
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He must be barking!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I don't know about that...
However, if I sprinkled salt on my dog and trained her to roll in sesame and poppy seeds, she would be an everything beagle.
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Hot real hot !!! 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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360o in my office.
If I spin my chair, anyway.
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Pretty sure HSE will have something to say about that! The limit is what, 24?
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There's no upper limit really, the only relevant ruling is that the temperature is "reasonable".
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I have the 3 degrees on the radio 
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90° in every corner of my office.
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I'm told that the Police keep their third degrees in the back room. That must be why I've never met a policeman with a Doctorate. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Meet our commissioner: Karl O'Callaghan - Wikipedia[^]
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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WIN+SHIFT+S ---> screenshot.
The whole screen goes to a translucent white overlay , and you get "X+Y Sizable" mouse cursor. Drag a rectangle over anything and you get get a screenshot copied to the clipboard when you release the mouse.
Works on the WookieTab as well, but without the cursor - you just drag on the touch screen.
Handy when you don't have a "real" keyboard and thus no PrntScrn button, plus it lets you "catch" multiple windows or portions thereof.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 Nice! It even lets you decide the default action. Thanks for a great tip!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I often make use of the Windows snipping tool for the same purpose. Works great and you can save the screenshot as a PNG. The snip also goes straight into the clipboard, so you can paste it directly into any image processor. You can set the mode to snip an entire window, a rectangular area, a freeform area or a full screen.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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