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Lol! 
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No missionaries were harmed in the taking of that picture.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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<snide snicker="">
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I somehow expected that they would have built a wall.
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Oh, goody!
A new theory for b-grade comics to latch onto!
It's about time, though -- even the dumbest of them had begun to realise that the 'k' theory was bollocks, and wearing ridiculous hair obviously doesn't make your tweets funnier.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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To quote Tom Tom Club:
Quote: Words of nuance, words of skill
And words of romance are a thrill
Words are stupid, words are fun
Words can put you on the run
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I only read the title, but somehow I was reminded of this...
...because Monty Python's already got a sketch on everything...
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OK, I'll buy some of this. However, in my experience, there's nothing funny about upchuck 
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Eric Lynch wrote: there's nothing funny about upchuck
There would have been if, instead of naming him Prince Harry, they had named him Up instead. Then it would have been Up, Chuck and Di!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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They've a pretty limited view of what passes for funny and way too much time on their hands.
Oh, wait . . . they're in Canada.
Never mind.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Where do I sign up?
modified 27-Nov-18 13:12pm.
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Could be worse, think about the panda removing your testicles
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Or worse....the person who found the lump ISN'T employed to feel the pandas testicles 
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Been there...
(the panda didn't seem to mind)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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He should have read the contract. It’s all there in black and white.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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[Homer Simpson]
Mmmm, panda-testicle lumps...[/Homer Simpson]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It could be worst...
Do you know that "clinically tested" in rectal thermometers? You could be its beta tester
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I heard they have a high turnover rate in the team responsible for the tigers.
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Well - it's a bit late for Thanksgiving, this year. Serves two, I suspect
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I pity the poor slob whose job it is to write the date on the splash guards in the casino urinals across the river from here. Does that require any special training?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I've never seen dated urinals (and no, I don't want pictures) but I can guess what you mean.
I'd want special training, yes. Starting with a lobotomy ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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