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Years ago, I heard a joke as follows:
Three couples sat down to breakfast and started preparing their morning beverages.
One husband said to his wife, "Can you pass the sugar, Sugar?"
The second husband, "Can you pass the honey, Honey?"
The third, "Can you pass the tea bag?"
My wife has heard me tell this joke over the years.
For the last couple of weeks, she has been having tea at breakfast instead of coffee.
I heat her water, add a spoonful of honey and then the tea bag.
When I deliver it to her, I always include a small cup to place the spoon and spent tea in.
Last night, I walked through the living room, saw them lying there and took them to the kitchen.
Dumping the tea in the trash, I said, "You forgot the tea bag..."
And that's when the fight started...
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Yup.
As a man, you can be right or you can be happy.
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I don't believe as a man you can ever be right!
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Wastedtalent wrote: I don't believe as a man you can ever be too right!
FTFY
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Why is everything in my Documents folder and all subfolders suddenly Read-only?
It was fine in Win7 yesterday!
Word can create it's temporary backup when I open it, but I can't save it? For Elephants sake! 
"Applying attributes...About 2 minutes and 45 seconds remaining..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Whatever it is, is not normal Windows behavior.
Antivirus scan? Any weird process running?
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dandy72 wrote: Any weird process running?
You mean, other than Windows 10? 
No. It looks like it's decided I'm not the user I was on Win7, but the user I log into as for my Microsoft account - despite that I used to log into my MS account from the win7 user.
And now it's not accepting my old account blank password, but insisting on my (very strong and difficult to type) MS account password. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Rule 1. Never ever ever use a Windows OS till it is a year old. Surely you know that?
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If a dinosaur is involved in a car accident, is that a Tyrannosaurus wreck?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The Wreckiosaurus was driving.
And that's how Littlefoot's mother really died... 
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I just hope the accident did very little arm to him.
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Was he allosaurus the next day?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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:groan:
Software Zen: delete this;
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Only one groan, I'm improving! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Well, I just got done weightlifting, so I'm going to be allosaurus tomorrow too.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That joke's so old, it's a dinosaur.
/ravi
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Ow, that's cold blooded!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I didn't know what you meant so I had to look up that word in a thesaurus.
/ravi
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And
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Andy Rooney paddy wagon its tail wind in the Willow sweet chariots of fire and water on the brain my mind is like a drain here we go again over the rainbow bridge of sighs fits all that jazz and blues festival featuring Johnny Winter and
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B. Clay Shannon wrote: Johnny Winter and
I wonder how many will get this reference?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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One is the loneliest number
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My C# code just looked like this.
public Export (id) {
};C# with a JavaScript flavor I guess... 
Doing a rather fun project with quite some front-end work.
I know, I just mentioned 'JavaScript' and 'fun' which doesn't work well together, but since JavaScript doesn't seem to go anywhere anytime soon I might as well learn to enjoy it 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I might as well learn to enjoy it
Exactly. 
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