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I actually know who that is without looking it up using a Ouija Board.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Paris Superstar.
Life is too shor
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Donald Duke Goes to NY
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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"I'd like to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but im all out ouf gum"
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Duke of Edinburgh Award Scheme II
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You meet him once and then you're dead!
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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The Dukes of Hazzard
(This is sherrif Rosco Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Coltrane....)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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V. wrote: Nobody gets to meet the Duke
Duke who doesn't even exist 
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Sir Duke (Ellington)
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Escape From the Lounge
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Back from two weeks off and found the table clean of ANY notes...It is a promising start (or I've been fired, but can't know as the boss didn't came in) 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I am working at Heartland Automotive in Lafayette, Indiana (I started last week), and today we were offline for most of the day due to a power failure caused by construction on a new addition over the weekend. That power failure apparently made the factory's mainframes abruptly power off, and one of them, which controls the four door lines and a few other things, was damaged in the process.
About six hours after the shift began Maintenance was able to get one of the other mainframes running the processes the offline mainframe was supposed to run, getting the factory back online.
Most of the day the Associates were just standing around, doing nothing, as they couldn't do anything as the lines wouldn't work. I at least kept busy by getting the insulation pieces off of the big sheets they come on and sorting them. That is, until I ran out of sheets of insulation. Then I worked on some cleaning around the plant until some more insulation came in.
Fun.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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It could have been worst. 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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(This will probably result in a ban, but whatever)
So bizarre, so obtuse you just can't see the answer?
I got blindsided and walked into a legacy project I swear was written by Martians.
We have such gems as magic numbers: return code 97. WTF?
Or let's change the code based on the return value of a frick'n button that you just changed the text on: Ok becomes Done, for no reason in the thinking universe
I've been banging my head against the wall for the last 6 months over a damn print routine, which is called all over the place, but is rewritten 3 different ways.
And don't get me started on the database side of things. It's possible, and happens on a daily basis, to enter a completely illogical combination of products, suppliers and customers and insert that into the db in such a way as to f*** everything over for the next thousand years.
You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this [redacted] fustercluck.
Edits:
[Bertschi]Redacted swearing [/Bertschi]
modified 6-Oct-15 4:40am.
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BruceN wrote: written by Martians
Now now, you know the Martians will take offense, better to say "Elbonians".
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oops. A thousand apologies
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I think "morons" would be even more accurated 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Apart from the "F" word - which is unnecessary in the lounge, we have "Elephant" for Aussie use here - I can't see why that should result in a ban. You're frustrated, annoyed and generally Elephanted Off.
We all need to vent our spleen from time to time.
Now, breathe in.....and release.
Breathe in.....and release.
Breathe in.....and release.
And now go find the MuthaElephanting Sunshine and kick him in the gentleman's vegetables. If he gets all official about it blame "mud weasels". And take a five to make you feel as much better as I can from this distance.
(But I'd edit out the words that might upset the delicate...)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ok sorry. Im more used to venting on alien/ufo/conspiracy forums, so I got that wrong. I do apologise. Offense was not my intent. I was merely trying to convey my frustration at something dumped in my lap beyond my control. I'll just hold back in future.
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Rant away!
I'm a lot harder to offend than that - but we do have some sensitive souls whose minds appear not to be able to cope with such and who will "abuse" vote as a result.
I'm not surprised you are frustrated: hence my comment that we all need to vent our spleen. 
As it happens you appeared to be handling it well - my initial response a few years ago would involve buying baseball bats and making a couple of phone calls
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why would you abuse "Vote?" What did Vote ever do to anyone!? They seem like a nice person anyway, a little quite sometimes.
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On the contrary, don't hold back, we lesser people might learn something. May it only be a new expletive, it still counts for something.
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