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The Cabin in the Woods 2: I did Nazi that coming.
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Nightmare on Elm Street part 512
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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V. wrote: Hello, 9-1-1? We've been attacked by what look like German zombies from the Second World War! And we set our cabin on fire by accident!
Is that from the film about Prince William, the scene where they are on the stag do that Prince Harry organised?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The Last House on the Left!
Regards,
Palash
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Whitehouse Down
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Here is an easy one to start the week.
@`>- (4 characters)
I know many of you guys will get it without a clue.
Enjoy 
Okay, since no one came up with that specific word yet, here is a clue
Clue 0: hey, did you just pluck it?
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I know what Di Caprio did to her 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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It doesn't need a clue, right ? 
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Indeed
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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And they all have their thorns.
![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) ROSE
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ROSE is the right answer.
It's you'r thorn tomorrow
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The Doctor cried with this one 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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And why did the doctor cry? 
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Because he burnt up a sun just to say goodbye!
I rhymed with your question without even realizing it until after I posted
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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den2k88 wrote: he burnt up a sun just to say goodbye!
Awww.. That's pretty cool 
den2k88 wrote: rhymed with your question
Well, today I'm trying also to say something rhyming with every sentence I hear.
It's birthday of our national poet
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Program Manager: "Well, is it ready ... or not ?"
Project Manager: "I'd say it's ripe."
Program Manager: "What the hell does "ripe" mean: do we ship ... or not ?"
Project Manager: "Well, I'd say it's down to only 75% StackOverFlow, 10% CodeProject, 20% open-source, 20% out-sourced, and 5% original."
Program Manager: "That's 130% !"
Project Manager: "Yeah, we went the distance on this one."
Program Manager: "That 5% worries me though."
Project Manager: "I'll sign off on that."
Program Manager: "Okay, let's ship it as a release, then."
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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BillWoodruff wrote: Program Manager: "Well, is it ready ... or not ?"
Project Manager: "I'd say it's ripe."
For a moment there I thought it was EA, but they never release over 90% 
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Well those missing % are released as separate dlc, announced before release date and sold within a week.
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BillWoodruff wrote: 75% StackOverFlow, 10% CodeProject
With those metrics, you're bound to run into trouble
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I've heard pretty similar conversations. it sounds a lot like the person responsible (senior dev, or dev manager) explaining themselves to their boss when nothing is getting done
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Quite hilarious. Blows my mind that this was an actual conversation, just because I've never heard anything put that way before. I guess it speaks to how some products are created from a lot of existing code from various sources with a dash of internal 'magic' sprinkled over them (optimizations, integrations, and product-specific business logic).
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