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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Tomorrow morning, Stalin himself will be sitting over breakfast, reading my words, memorizing your name.
Which movie?
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Love and Death II - Boris Grushenko reloaded
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The Children[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The Russian Specialist
(Where to Put in what)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Boris Not Godunov
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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From Russia with love...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Memories of Murder[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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One Night with Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The breakfast club
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Yes, that looks interesting. 
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Yup, someone around here has "FBI Van"
Marc
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My guest SSID is "It burns when IP".
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I've had shut your dog up
it worked.
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Ron Anders wrote: shut your dog up
That is so hilarious. Honestly an absolute creative leap to think of using your SSID to broadcast a message you want others to receive. Really great. This is the kind of creative genius we need everywhere.
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There are a few sites with "funny WiFi names" lists. I quite liked:
"TellMyWifiLoveHer"
"Searching..."
"It hurts when IP"
"Get your own WiFi ***head"
"(.)(.)"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My neighbours once had:
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT
And I was inclined to seat up a router in response, with no connections:
TRESPASSERS WELCOME
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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All my surrounding SSIDs are really boring, except Joburg_freeWifi, because it's free. It's slow and limited to 300MB per day, but when my ADSL has a moment, it's good enough to check mail or test the line.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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Because Microsoft bought it.
I was never impressed with the Skype UI, even from its early versions. Not very intuitive.
Now that MS owns it, it has gotten worse. Like everything they touch it becomes even harder to figure out.
Just sayin..
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I don't think that it's become any harder to figure out; it's just that it seems that ms' mission, since Lil' Bill left, is to obfuscate everything.
Their mission statement appears to be:
0. We shall move commands/controls/etc. around, every five minutes, so that no-one can find anything, even if they google*
1. We shall introduce UI elements that are so obnoxious and obfuscating that users will want to scream at them to let them just get to the god-damned checkbox that was in a really logical place, the last time they needed it.
* For example, if you want to add or hide system tray icons, where do you go?
Well, it depends on which (minor) version of winio you are using, but if you go through enough search results, you'll find a solution that matches your precise version number of winio, and will send you along the correct (lengthy) path to the window you need.
On weven, it's an option when you click the Up arrow on the system tray.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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To avoid going insane by this, one trick I use; avoid the UI and instead learn how to type the equivalent CMD line, those tend to stay the same for decades, some examples:
control system
control schedtasks
control desk.cpl
First one shows amount of RAM i.e. Computer Properties
2nd one show scheduled tasks
3rd one is for changing screen resolution
etc etc
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