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Boss Surgery - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2019-07-11 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]
But I think no matter how hard we try... mother nature will still manage to deliver even "better" managers than this surgery.  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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It's more involved than that, in my experience. When my company converts a perfectly good engineer into a completely wretched manager they remove their brain, their spine ("vertebrate manager" is a contradiction in terms), and (if they're male) their 'two best friends'.
Software Zen: delete this;
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M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Wow, Dilbert used to be funny and high level humor. This is really some low level bashing - managers are brainless, duh. Adams must have had to deliver and went on easy stereotypes because no other idea. You can't be inspired all the time.
(and I am no manager)
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Rage wrote: (and I am no manager)
Having to state such things or questions of the 'don't you know who I am?' sort are a declaration of bankruptcy. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Having to state such things or questions of the 'don't you know who I am?' sort are a declaration of bankruptcy.
My favorite answer to that question is, "why, don't you?"
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Dilbert hasn't been funny for quite a while.
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