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At home it is 5777, 8th day of Hanukkah (and new year was like 3 months before)...
But in the office I have a work calendar, with Gregorian dates...
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Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: it is 5777,
And on the Chinese calendar it's about to be 4715.d
This means that for 1052 years we couldn't order take-out.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: At home it is 5777
Impossible, given that the universe was only created by Jehovah 4,000 years ago.
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Who Jehovah is?
And as much as I know I can create any calendar I wish for... For instance to set a new year at next Monday and skip to 5778 
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Who Jehovah is?
The world is drowning in witnesses who will testify to his creation of the world, 4,000 years ago -- although I sincerely doubt that many of them were around, at the time.
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There's a word for that - but it extends a bit beyond a single religious sect/cult/denomination:
"Mishagoyim"
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Just noticed that Bob Didn't have his party hat on this year.
Happy New Year everyone.
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He had too much champagne, and lost it.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Originally he had a lampshade on his head (no joke) but we cleaned him up a little to make him respectable.
Today it's just a cardboard cutout. He's still sleeping it all off.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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As they Change I download new versions for the history vault 
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It's still 2016 here.
So, a gift to you all: (You knew this deep in your heart)[^]
And should you miss this new years eve, we've another one in less than a month! Several more throughout the year - pick as many as you wish and have some happy ones!
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I wish you prosperous, productive and healthy year for all of you.
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Live long and prosper, then?
A happy new year to you and yours!
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Belated?
You're early. Come back in half an hour.
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(10 x 9 x 8 x 7 x 6) / (5 + 4 + 3 + 2 + 1) + 1
This is a prime number.
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Well, hopefully it'll be a prime year then.
We could use one after 2016 ...
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I'd say it's even a prime example of a prime number.
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2016+1
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Can you crush it in a hydraulic press?
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Sh1t!
We've missed the chance work another Y2K-type scam, and make loads of money for nothing!
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