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5-Apr-16 8:10

..but do we really need a film about it?[^]

OriginalGriff5-Apr-16 8:18

5-Apr-16 8:18

That's not the only one, either![^]

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glennPattonWork35-Apr-16 8:24

glennPattonWork3

5-Apr-16 8:24

And that me off down an IMDB hole, I am going to get something to eat...

90823655-Apr-16 9:33

9082365

5-Apr-16 9:33

Have you tried the new variety[^]?

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glennPattonWork35-Apr-16 10:10

glennPattonWork3

5-Apr-16 10:10

Fed & eaten, now for IMDB rabbit hole! Unsure | :~

glennPattonWork35-Apr-16 8:18

glennPattonWork3

5-Apr-16 8:18

And with that thought, time for dinns...

OriginalGriff5-Apr-16 8:20

5-Apr-16 8:20

Argh! They are everywhere![^]

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PompeyThree5-Apr-16 8:27

5-Apr-16 8:27

It's enough to make you want to top yourself.

PompeyThree5-Apr-16 8:29

5-Apr-16 8:29

Even the actresses [^]are at it.

Mark_Wallace5-Apr-16 9:01

Mark_Wallace

5-Apr-16 9:01

"Dheepan is a Sri Lankan Tamil warrior who flees to France and ends up working as a caretaker outside Paris."

Wow.

Must see.

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PompeyThree5-Apr-16 9:03

5-Apr-16 9:03

Tell me about it. A film about an immigrant caretaker in Paris would be sooo boring.

Mark_Wallace5-Apr-16 9:09

Mark_Wallace

5-Apr-16 9:09

"Paris Does Immigrant Caretakers"

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90823655-Apr-16 9:28

9082365

5-Apr-16 9:28

Well there's caretakers[^], and then there's caretakers[^], and other caretakers[^], and, yes, caretakers[^]. If he was really good at it he could even get a job in space[^] after his Paris stint!

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Mark_Wallace5-Apr-16 9:38

Mark_Wallace

5-Apr-16 9:38

And, I'm sorry to admit, there's over-absorption with entertainment.

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Thought of the day

OriginalGriff5-Apr-16 4:56

5-Apr-16 4:56

Does an imaginative assassin specialise in surprise endings?

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MarcusCole68335-Apr-16 5:11

MarcusCole6833

5-Apr-16 5:11

the surprise is on the assassinated, so yes! I d prefer to think of an assassin marketing themselves as meticulous rather than imaginative!

OriginalGriff5-Apr-16 5:15

5-Apr-16 5:15

Oh, I dunno.
There are some people for whom a "normal" exit just wouldn't be enough! Laugh | :laugh:

The Imaginative Assassin could probably charge a premium for "special" jobs.

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Johnny J.5-Apr-16 5:17

Johnny J.

5-Apr-16 5:17

OriginalGriff wrote:
could probably charge a premium for "special" jobs.

Like Paris in the springtime? Confused | :confused:

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OriginalGriff5-Apr-16 5:19

5-Apr-16 5:19

Are we talking "Death by Hilton" here? Dead | X|

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Daniel Pfeffer5-Apr-16 20:49

Daniel Pfeffer

5-Apr-16 20:49

I think it would be more a case of Arsenic and Old Lace. Smile | :)

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MarcusCole68335-Apr-16 5:23

MarcusCole6833

5-Apr-16 5:23

I guess if I m hiring an assassin I more concerned with the end result and a lack of breadcrumbs back to thyself; so meticulous appeals more to me! If the result is utter revenge I see imaginative as an ideal quality! I guess 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'.

Gary Wheeler5-Apr-16 6:29

Gary Wheeler

5-Apr-16 6:29

OriginalGriff wrote:
There are some people for whom a "normal" exit just wouldn't be enough

My list:

1. The Microsoft Device Driver group.
2. The Lotus Notes development team.
3. The entire InstallShield company staff (if they still exist as an operating unit).
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OriginalGriff5-Apr-16 6:39

5-Apr-16 6:39

I'd slide McAfee and Symantec in near the top of that...and the f'tards that write RansomWare.

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Gary Wheeler5-Apr-16 6:49

Gary Wheeler

5-Apr-16 6:49

Good candidates as well. Symantec and InstallShield deserve extra attention for taking once great product lines and making them suck so hard they have an event horizon.

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