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Fireworks Set Off in Phoenix Walmart, Some Mistake It for Gunfire - ABC News[^]
WHY DID THOSE IDIOTS DO THAT?!?
I hope they are found and put away for a LONG time!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: WHY DID THOSE IDIOTS DO THAT?!?
I hope they are found and put away for a LONG time!
Do you mean the people who think it's ok to put fireworks on the shelf in a supermarket? Rather than locked away in a fireproof storage area.
(As well as the idiots who lit them).
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Yes
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Once upon a time - when we were mostly normal, if a car was crashed into a coffee shop, the customers would run and see how they can help the driver, who probably lost consciousness... As today, the customers still run, but the beat the driver to death, as a terrorist...Brave new world?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Or leave them alone so they won't get Sued for trying to help.
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Nothing new about that. Read up on the Bystander Effect.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Combine that with some (but not all!) municipalities having 'Good Samaritan' laws, and you end up encouraging people to just leave when something like this happens, rather than stick around in case the police need a statement...
Nothing like a society actively encouraging people to be irresponsible...
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Or pick up their smarta$$phones and start sharing vidz of people dying.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ah, the 90% case!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So, periodically I see posters reply as "Leslie", or "A Leslie", &etc.
Does it not occur to these posters that their post, too, is defacto "A Leslie"?*
* And if this post has been previously posted, can it, in fact, be Leslied?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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void Leslie()
{
Leslie();
}
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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It's Leslie's all the way down.
This space for rent
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I would love to see people stop responding that way. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I wouldn't go that far
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I would, I will, and I did. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I wouldn't go that far.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Leslie.
Oh, dang, I fell for it. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Others have made the same complaint, so that's a Leslie.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Every mention of a Leslie is a Leslie is a Leslie is a Leslie . . .
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Leslie is a synonym for endlessly repeated act - in developers word: recursion...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ah, but it's not endless, because a Leslie post ends it.
The Leslie is therefore a bug-fix for infinite loops.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Speaking of Leslie, did you know Leslie Nielsen died?
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Of course, the infinite-loop terminator doesn't work on loops about Leslie himself...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander Rossel wrote: did you know Leslie Nielsen died
NO!  When did that happen? 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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