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In my search for a good pun for the above heading, I discovered that I might actually be seriously ill[^]!!! 
But to be fair, I suspect that I might not be the only one in this forum... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh carp!
I've been doing "Thought of the Day" for over a year now... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Doctor! Now!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Doctor Who? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OriginalGriff wrote: I've been doing "Thought of the Day" for over a year now..
That's not an illness - that's a gift. 
/ravi
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The repost police seem to be off their game. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Blimey, give us a break, we can't keep up.
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When they graduate to harder tasks such as dressing themselves it can prove even more tricky.
Exhibit 1[^]
Exhibit 2[^]
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Number one is really unfair ....
he has the handicap of being Mario Balotelli 
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'
Benny Hill
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O...kay.
Little out of left field there, but I'm sure it made sense when you wrote it...
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Really - I forgot the link and it gets removed? Some people have too much power here nowadays.
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Is it you playing silly buggers?
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It's the spam filter, I just let both you messages through.
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No I posted the first message - it went to the spam filter - it got released - somebody deleted it because it didn't make sense as I forgot the link - It got deleted as I was adding the link.
So I create the second post. I add the link. - it goes to the spam filter (as most of my messages do) - somebody reinstates the 1st post - the second post clears the spam filter - I now have two posts and look more stupid than an Aussie Soccer player trying to drink a bottle of water
No wonder we don't get as many posts nowadays.
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Pom Pey wrote: No wonder we don't get as many posts nowadays.
Maybe not that much post, but look at the quality! 
(And in any case you have 50% of them)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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When you edit a message it goes to the spam queue for reevaluation.
I released both of your messages from the spam filter.
Pom Pey wrote: I now have two posts and look more stupid than an Aussie Soccer player trying to drink a bottle of water
Indeed.
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Pom Pey wrote: No wonder we don't get as many posts nowadays.
Well, (some) of us may have grown up, gotten jobs, and have less time to mess around on the 'net. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Well, (some) of us may have grown up, gotten jobs, Which are in the process of being transferred to Mexico and have more time to mess around on the 'net.
FTFY
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And obviously we not one of them... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nope: I don't do sports! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... And it's water, so she probably mistook it for Aussie beer and got drunk.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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