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I just found the following quote in our hour registration system.
"Linux sucks twice as fast and 10 times more reliably, and since you have the source, it's your fault." - Anonymous
So that's why Microsoft put Linux inside Windows, BSOD's are our own fault from now on 
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Sander Rossel wrote: So that's why Microsoft put Linux inside Window
Uh? WTF? You serious?
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Yes, he is.[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Business as usual - "Embrace, Extend, and Extinguish".
One has to wonder with all the outreach to Linux from Microsoft is way to get their hooks into it and finally kill it once and for all. The comment says it all.
The last thing I want on a Linux box is MS.
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This is a VM though by the sounds of it. The OP made it look like part of the Linux OS had been grafted into Windows, talk of BSODs etc. This would be a very different proposition! 
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Yes, so that they can blame linux for all the security problems that smack you in the face/wallet when using "The Safest Windows Ever!"
I'm not kidding. Windows wumaos are already doing just that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander Rossel wrote: 10 times more reliably
Hardly. Linux is one of the most unreliable operating systems I've used.
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It's odd how 2 people can have such different experiences; I have had no issues with Linux since I started using it exclusively for my main home computer in 2006. I have had issues with software that I wanted to run on Linux, but no issues with the operating system itself. I think I am currently running Ubuntu 14.04 LTS version. Software updates have been the greatest feature of Linux as I seldom have to reboot, all programs are updated, and the updates usually take about 30 seconds.
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True, Windows 10 has been rock solid stable for me, but not for others. It makes me amazed that computers work at all.
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I think they meant "It sucks [...] 10 times more reliably"
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Cheers regular and friend most of the time (8)
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Ovations ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Aha just seen the answer  that's tellyist which I don't watch
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Cheers regular NORM
and friend ALLY
most of the time
NORMALLY
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's it. I'm glad I'm not the only one old enough to remember Cheers! 
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Well, at least we still know their name!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I just re-ran the theme tune - it's been a few years - on YouTube: Where Everybody Knows Your Name-Gary Portnay (cheers theme song) [with lyrics] - YouTube[^]
And ... those lyrics are ... um ... different 
All those nights when you’ve got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it’s tail;
And your third fiance didn’t show; OK...yeah...I get that.
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee’s dead;
The morning’s looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn’t even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl; And your husband what?  In the 1980's?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm more worried about what happened to poor old Mr. Coffee.
It's one of my all time favourite theme tunes but I've never heard the full version - will check it out later, I'm intrigued now.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Occasionally I take you out of your comfort zone...
Clickety[^]
Which movie?
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This one: YouTube[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"Unfortunately this video is not available in your country thanks to GEMA"
The story of my life?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Which life, exactly?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The barbarian one
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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