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A cheaper solution for you.
Always keep "Get well soon!" cards on the mantelpiece - visitors will assume you have been ill and too unwell to clean... 
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The mantelpiece alone would cost me more than a few years of having a cleaning lady 
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I've got an Eastern European cleaner but I'm not that impressed.
Slovak?
Yep, takes her ages to iron as well.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Ask her to get your coat.
I'm sure she'll move pretty quick.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Polish?
Doesn't f***ing look like she has!
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Plus, you find the place is cleaner anyway, because you tend to tidy up before the cleaner gets there... 
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Sander Rossel wrote: maybe I should clean a bit as to not scare off the cleaner...
See what I mean? 
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Make sure you get some Viakal in.
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Dave Schilling, the Grauniad wrote: Like a big, wet glob of fetid bird droppings tumbling down from the sky, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice has landed with an audible splat...
I think he likes the movie! 
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One of the local reviewer say that it is mostly a trailer for the rest of the "Justice League" movies that will invade the theaters in the next few years .
I'd rather be phishing!
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I have to confess that I didn't want to see it in the first place.
Marvel studios have knocked out some fun romps, but the DC crew keep making nonsense.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Any film with "vs" in the title is bad
Batman vs superman
Aliens vs predator
Mega shark vs crocosaurus
Mega shark vs mecha shark
Mega shark vs giant octopus
Mega shark vs vs Kolossus
Mega python vs gatoroid
Dinocroc vs supergator
Etc...
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Just the title of it is wrong.
They should never be against each other.
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No, I grew up a while back.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: No, I grew up a while back.
Sorry to hear that. Must be awful! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I was going to post the same reply, word-for-word.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Went to see it tonight and enjoyed it a whole lot more than the new Star Wars film. I have to say, Ben Affleck was a revelation as Batman.
This space for rent
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your ERP vendor alter the REST API contract and does not inform you about changes well into the platform upgrade program and you only notice it by chance 4 days ahead of things suppose to go to production....
Long version : We are upgrading our ERP platform to their newer version with Grid architecture and all. They have three ways to call their APIs via COM dll, SOAP and REST. While COM dll and SOAP did not change the REST no longer send Exception but send as 200 OK response with details of error in Response in this new version. They did not inform about this change and just by chance I found out and I have seven different applications using REST to call various APIs and I have four days before this thing go to Production.... Now I will have few long nights or they better give explanation on why REST is changed and not SOAP and why there is no official communication...
If I know our ERP vendor well I know their response will be "we will talk to our developers but in the mean time you implement work around" and that will be the end of it....
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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You have my sympathy - having worked with an ERP vendor for the past year I have some idea of what they can get up to.
I think the SOLID[^] principles are a good way to look at where they have gone wrong.
To me it seems strange that they did not simply implement a new interface that returned either an exception or an OK response(The I in solid - the principle of many client interfaces).
They have also obviously broken the O in the SOLID principle (open for extension but closed for modification).
It may be worth feeding this back to them as what they have done sounds like very poor software engineering.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Did you realize that Pink Floyd (Sound) was founded just over FIFTY years ago?
I never thought about it until Gilmour's Rattle That Lock came out and he's 70!
Holy sh*t, I feel old right now.
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You are.
So are we here.
Rock on.
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