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If she's anything like Mrs Wife, it's your fault she forgot why she went into the living room. Even though you're standing in Comercial Way trying to remember are you going to the Post Office to pay a bill or coming from the Post Office with your pension.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.
A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing.
"I'm blessing it," the priest replied.
The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue.
He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
I'm off to Nova Scotia for a few days to visit some relatives and sample some cool, clean sea air. And maybe lobster too.
While I'm away Sean and Jeff will be handling editorial stuff and the dev team will continue boiling the couldrons and keeping the hamsters in check. Evidently a holiday is meant to mean no work, but I've snuck my laptop in my carry on and will try to keep up to date.
Enjoy, and don't break anything valuable.
[Edit: free wifi at the airport! Coding Best Practice says nothing about making major changes to an installed app mere minutes before going offline for a week, does it? Surely nothing bad can hapcHBlbi4gT29wcw==
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
When you head back to Toronto, make sure you bring a truck load of Lobsters for the hamsters who will be partying like mad and probably holding your whole team for ransom working like dogs without a water break!
Have fun man, there's real good fishing in Scotia if you're into that sort of thing and the swimming ain't bad either
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Playing Star Craft II. Don't bother me, eh?