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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Once an Engineer walks into a bank in Mumbai & asks for a Rs. 50,000 loan.
The bank asks for Security & the guy hands over the keys & documents of his 7-Series BMW which is parked on the street in front of the bank.
After all necessary checks the bank agrees to grant him the loan. ... The bank's President & all officers enjoy a good "laugh".. For the Engineer , who used a 1 crore BMW as collateral against a Small Loan of Rs. 50000.
The car was parked in the banks garage safely. 2 months later the guy returns & repays Rs. 50,000 & the interest which comes to Rs. 1250. The loan officer says, Sir v r very happy to do this transaction, but we r a little puzzled, while u were away, we checked u out & found that u r a "MULTIMILLIONARIE", then why did u bother to borrow 50,000??
The Engineer replies, where else in Mumbai can I park my car for 2 months for only 1250 and expect it to be there when I return??
The Engineer smiles & says.. Pleasure doing Business with you all....
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
Yeah you are right.. In US People won't speak like that. If you notice the entire story was build up in India Mumbai Location. So the text is different and it's not US English Well I'm also a Indian now residing in US
Just joking. I'm very aware of Columbus' little error and him never realizing that there are, depending on how you count, one or two continents in the way.
And I also don't think that any of the American Natives I have met would really be so dumb to hunt a buffalo with nothing more than a tomahawk. Not that there are too many buffalo left to hunt nowadays.
>> Not that there are too many buffalo left to hunt nowadays.
Yes it really surprised me at first when I came to US. Not just buffalo's , I do not see many others including cows too.. Where as it was just opposite in India where you find every where. Not just in villages, You will find many crossing roads or near by.
Only if you get me before the Texans I may have insulted in that other post or before I make it over the Rio Grande. Once I'm in Mexico, I will be safe from both the Texans and from you. But not from the Mexicans...