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Sometimes I have to take the car on Monday at 2:00AM to arrive at some customer workshop at 9:00AM, when that is the case, taking care of speed limits, finding your way with the GPS and driving in general becomes a sunshine.
In those cases, ONLY IN THOSE CASES, I would love the car to drive for me. 
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So you never fly ? Or do you belong to the people who think that the pilots are actually still doing something that has to do with flight control whatsoever ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Have you ever used a TAXI os BUS ?
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I'd love to be able to do something useful during my daily commutes; and not to have to choose between spending a full day behind the wheel or being molested by the theatrical security agency every time I vacation. I'd gladly pay double what I did for my last car if my new one would drive itself. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Deviant Sapphire wrote: Isn't the whole point of technology making life easier but still being in
control?
Yep. Every time I beat my clothes against a rock in the stream to clean them and then hang them on a tree to dry I revel in the control that I have.
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It's happening. The machines are going to take over. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: The machines are going to overtake.
I'm sure that's what you meant.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shoot. Having trouble tracking down the 70s movie with a car thief who uses a remote control. As far as I recall it starred Tyne Daly, so it may be Speedtrap
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076746/[^].
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James Bond had one in The World is Not Enough
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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That poofter? No, this was a woman.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: No, this was a woman.
Not the first word that comes to mind when Tyne Daly is mentioned.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Steve Mayfield wrote: a car that drives itself
...has a free will and can elope.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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pwasser wrote: ...has a free will and can elope.
Isn't that the plot of Herbie Goes Bananas?
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No. Knight Rider, where the car obviously was a Cylon that was smart enough to drive (pun intended) Hasselhoff into alcoholism.
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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I just found a hole in the back of my pants. 
Opps, nevermind, I'm not wearing pants.
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Thank you for sharing that.
Should you get the urge to share again, please take it to the correct forum: CodeProject Sharing Forum[^]
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Griffy, that hurt a little bit.
BTW, do you have some knickers I might borrow?
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Would you like me to email them to you?
Boxers, Y, Bikini or Fruit o' the Loom?
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Those sound like underwear.
I need pants - or is 'pants' the English word for underwear?
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Indeed it is.
Then you are referring to your trousafloobles rather than your kecks?
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Hmm, may I add to the confusion by offering something that goes by the name of 'Hose' around here?
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You've got 'em pegged.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I figured he'd want 'em cleaned and dried... 
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