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I'll go back to sleep, then, as a non-violent way of protesting about having to work.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: lucky buggers over in Leftpond had yet another public holiday?
Apparently most US CP users work for the government and with it shut down have lost their internet access. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Did you hear about the dead cabbage?
There was a big turnip at the funeral.
/ravi
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I yam disgusted that you'd post that...peas do not do it again...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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We should squash this pun thread before it gets out of control
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Right... no point to beet it into the ground.
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Pualee wrote: beet it into the ground
If it dies, the news might leek.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Haven't we all bean through enough?
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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You mean, we should stop? Sage advice!
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: Sage advice!
Even Rosemary would agree, it's about thyme.
/ravi
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If you delay your responses, I shallot continue posting puns.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Lettuce not make threats!
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Nice to see the puns sprout back again.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I give up, I have no more thyme for this.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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That's what Rosemary said.
/ravi
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This has become really corny and is mushrooming out of control.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Yes, this thread is being peppered with corniness. It's a real peppercorn.
/ravi
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This thread has been an a-salt on the senses...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I can't find a morel in this story.
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It's "Neither a mongoose nor a snake be!"
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Well that's a real lemon!
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But I'll always recall it was my finest sour!
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We bitter stop this soon.
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And I guess your oh ... new not old fashioned, surely?
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