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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: one of our cats got bored
There are ways to fix that, scratching post, ipad on the floor, dangly thing for them to chase, frying pan if all else fails.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Sack ... stone ... river. 
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Problem Solved
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And then the cat's spirit will return and curse your entire family.
This is not a good idea...
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That is what my mom used to do back on the farm when I was a kid 
Cold Turkey...
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 I'm totally shocked ... I didn't even know Hedgehogs used electric toothbrushes! 
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Chris C-B
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Only to mate with... 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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 You have a one track mind ... and its a Dirt Track! 
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Chris C-B
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I do not!
It's a monorail.
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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 I pity the sheep of Wales! 
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Chris C-B
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PS what's "pocker money"? 
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Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: PS what's "pocker money"?
I meant "pocket" but interestingly, a quick google on "pocker" reveals it as a nickname for the devil. 
Where's that cat? It needs exorcising; it's also a black cat which sort of confirms it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: it's also a black cat
So let me get this straight ... you are a Hedgehog that uses an electric toothbrush and you have a black cat that gets money from the Devil ...? WITCH!!! .... well actually WAAARRRRLOCK!!!
I think we should dunk you in the pond!
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Chris C-B
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And repeat until he goes all soggy and falls apart?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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I think that is the idea ... then we know he is not a Warlock and we can sleep safe in our beds! 
He on the other hand is stuffed ... 
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Chris C-B
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I thought the chicken got stuffed?
speramus in juniperus
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Keep up ... the chicken ran off with the bar of Fruit and Nut Chocolate after the rat chewed through the knicker elastic ... actually I think I might need a lay down.
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Chris C-B
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... and YOU accuse me of hitting the gin too early!
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Guilty as charged.
In 2007 we were in the Boston area and we stayed at a B&B in Salem. I'm not saying they have vampires there but down the road from the B&B was a dentist's practice and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.
You would have to have a lot of neck to visit him!
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Chris C-B
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It always can be worse.
For example i have a really charming little kitty which decides that i have to get up each morning at 4 am and play with him because he is already full of energy and he wants to play.
If i don't he sits on me and he isn't so light anymore.
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We have two such "alarm clocks". Ours jump on the bed about 5am demanding their treats. We keep a packet of Dreamies in the drawer and like Pavlov's dogs, they're conditioned to getting them at 10pm and then at 5am.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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And people say cats cant be trained 
My cats bowls are always full and yet they watch me with such hungry eyes when i eat 
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Take the cat. Throw it across the room. Repeat until cat is gone.
I'm a dog person
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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The cats are like boomerangs. They always come back. We can play this game until dusk
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