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Proof that you are wrong: here[^]
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Having never watched either office I am not sure what a cat on a unicorn has to do with an Unisys Office in Slough
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Don't forget that the cat has a ray gun!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Is that what that was I didn't like to ask
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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And! And! There is a rainbow! 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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It is a firebreathing unicorn.
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now your being silly, all mammals breath air everyone knows that
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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What is amazing is the crash shown in the opening of The Six Million Dollar Man was a real crash and the pilot walked away from it. (Well, was carried away from it).
Bruce Peterson was his name.
He hated the programme as it kept reminding him of the worst day of his life.
(Although I suspect that 1st of May 2006 wasn't a good one for him either).
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Busy day on El Reg? 
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Bored, waiting for site reports to come in so I can do the Work In Progress figures.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: so I can do the Work In Progress figures.
To: boss
CC: managers
From: beancounter
Subject: Work In Progress
Stuff.
Sincerely,
Dave
Sorted.
speramus in juniperus
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Can I borrow that for my status reports? Please?
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Go on then Dave, admit it you just wanted to show off, putting the ♂ in the thread title.
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Got me!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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But as I heard it he did break his wrist!
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The US lifting body research programme.... as a ten year old I was spurred on to develop my own lifting body programme*, resulting in the eventual destruction of several saplings and me being sent home from school for 'playing with explosives and causing a menace in the playground'... happy days.
* it was a model of the M2-F2 made from sheet steel, approx 75cm across, powered by a home made solid fuel rocket motor and 'got up to speed' by a glider launch bungee.
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Metal working, Chemistry...they say todays youth have no interest in Science & Engineering! 
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Quote:
(Although I suspect that 1st of May 2006 wasn't a good one for him either).
Doubtful. It was probably one of his better days of late, given his lengthy illness.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Show me a community that obeys the Ten Commandments and I'll show you a less crowded prison system." - Anonymous
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XP Support[^] is coming to an end.
I foresee a complete farce evolving over the next 90 days.
UK Government is completely useless when it comes to IT, so it should be fun to watch.
Fortunately I will have my Companies House and Corporation Tax returns done before the switch off of support.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Lucky you. My returns aren't until the end of June so I suspect that will be a complete clusterflock.
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Dalek Dave wrote: UK Government is completely useless when it comes to IT
...and useful at what, Excel Macros?
Governments are completely useless at anything.
modified 14-Jan-14 6:58am.
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Well, according to DD and Conspiracy Theorists, they are excellent at Covering Things Up: not landing on the moon, our Lizard Masters, Kennedys assassination by Book Of The Month Club, that sort of thing.
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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The first rule of Book of the Month Club is that you do not talk about Book of the Month Club!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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