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Russell Johnson who played the professor[^] on Gilligans Island has passed at age 89.
R.I.P. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
modified 16-Jan-14 20:39pm.
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Wow. Time marches on. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Paranoid fear that the icons in red on your Lync frequent contact are talking about you.
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Didn't REM do that on their Automatic For The People album?
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Four ladies are playing bridge and discussing the their sons in the Catholic priesthood.
"My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Your grace.'"
"My son is a monsignor. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Your excellency.'"
"My son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Your eminence.'"
The fourth woman thought a moment.
"My son is six feet nine, and weighs 300 pounds. When he walks into a room, people say, 'My God!'"
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 Nice, it's been a few years since the last time I heard that one.
modified 17-Jan-14 5:35am.
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Espen Harlinn wrote: heasrd
And spelled it too, I assume. 
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor
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What can I say - I will not even try to pronounce that ...
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This is just a simple reminder that things may not always be what they appear to be at first glance.
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I admit it. I fell for it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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We can report it and make things the way they appear to be on second glance. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Live in Thailand (or another society/culture very different from your native matrix) soberly, and you will never need to be reminded of this.
In fact, unless you find a way to stay comatose, perceiving, and acting, as if everything is a coded message pointing to an infinite regress of other possible meanings is ... inescapable. The inevitable resulting dislocation of identity destroys some, but others, like anaerobic bacteria living on cyanide (?), seem to thrive on it
But, there is an upside ... if you learn to bear with this: "The greater the social and cultural differences between people, the more magical the light that springs from their contact." Milan Kundera, "Les Testaments trahis" ("Testaments Betrayed").
"And, what," you say, "is the down-side ?" Well, best not said lest the calibration of a very delicate mirror hanging in inner space is lost, perhaps un-sayable, but ... look ... I clicked on this message, didn't I ?
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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5ed because it's the first time I get inside a MAR post without getting the sensation of wanting more... 
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Three kids argue, whose father is the fastes.
The first one says:
My father is the fastest, he can overtake the arrow that he shooted with the arch.
The second one:
My father is even faster, when he hunts, he can shoot an animal and run up to the animal before it fells down.
The third:
The two of you really don't understand what speed is. My father works for the government. He finishes work at 4:30 pm, and he's back home by 3:45 pm every day.
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/ravi
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Just plagiarized (The Wife does work for the government).
Veni, vidi, vici.
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CPallini wrote: Just plagiarized
Me too! Sent it to my high school class mailing list. 
/ravi
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CPallini wrote: The Wife does work for the government
So she is home early, lucky you 
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Espen Harlinn wrote: So she is home early, lucky you
Depends on for whom she is returning home early! 
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I'm at home early too. 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Just plagiarized (The Wife does work for gets paid by the government).
FIFY
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Funny how that works isn't it?
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Quote: Funny how that works isn't it?
No pun intended right?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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