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"The Physicists", by Freddy Scrawnydim.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Seems like a Ratched question...
Life is too shor
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Super Powersupply Me
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You, Me and Electrical Passion
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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F***ing stupid f***ing mobile site.
I think letting me see half a character in the subject field is too much.
Can it still exist but be made invisible so I have no idea what is in there.
As it stands now I can see there is an error but not get in to it to fix it.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You just summed up just about every mobile site ever.
I hates em.
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Just between customers and stopped off for a feed.
Hot chips and two bacon and egg rolls.
Watching as they made them I've got two eggs and extra bacon on each.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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By request, or because the girl behind the counter likes how you look ?
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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I'm going with 'Cause it's standard'.
I'm at least twice her age and if she's shopping and picked me off the shelf she'd have to have a long hard look at herself.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Fishing for upvotes, I see!! 
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Mick is a ladies man, after all.
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That's what I heard !!
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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Tipped 25 years with the Missus last year.
Wouldn't know what to with the young shaved, tatood and pierced brigade.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You're lacking imagination.
The question is rather, what would they do with you?
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Kill him.
speramus in juniperus
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But what a way to go. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Judging by your title, I'd say you had a liquid lunch 
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That was my first guess.
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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Ron Beyer wrote: Judging by your title, I'd say you had a liquid lunch
Check my post above, mobile site on a mobile phone equals useless interface.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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BBC news says that the ESA has been in contact with Rosetta - which is good news, provided that the response they got wasn't "Windows is installing updates; do not turn off your spacecraft."
No link as yet, but it's a good start!
See Mikes' reply below for linky.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
modified 20-Jan-14 14:05pm.
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Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Cheers for that - but really? "Hello World"?
I'd have gone for "All your bases are belong to us" (and wished I'd thought of "The cake is a lie" but  three years too soon...)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: but really? "Hello World"?
Damn nerds!
OriginalGriff wrote: I'd have gone for "All your bases are belong to us"
I like " I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Or "Re, Mi, Doo, Do, Soooo"...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Even in deep space, "Hello World" is a precursor to a nasty bug followed by a BSOD.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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