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What if She could be in any room you chose ? 
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Then I choose the room with the waterbed and suitcase of lubricant.
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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Please confirm date/time arrival BKK.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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That must have been the worst fortune cookie ever!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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How about: "You eat this restaurant you not lucky" ?
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Room 1 - hire lots of scribes, and much in the way of drugs and drink, and pur out all my ideas - unfinished novels and movies, programs and games etc. Get them documented and start the ball rolling on getting them made (so I'd need a team of programmers etc. too, and lots of equipment.
Room 2 - rest day - chill with fine wines, fine food, and have a few heroes pop in for a chat - i'd invite some close friends too, and their heros - but not a party, something a bit quieter.
Room 3 - PARTY! I'd invite everyone I know like and have a party - play on stage with the bands I love, and have a wild time.
Room 4 - Family. I'd spend the last day with my family treating them to the luxuries I can afford.
I am assuming the unlimited funds can';t be taken outside or be used post death?
*** Oh! Just checked out the link - if I had to choose from those rooms, I think I'd just pick one at random and drink myself to death early.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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At last, someone with imagination !
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Sync'ing the calendar of an Android mobile phone (Acer liquid e2, not to name it) with an Outlook calendar over bluetooth or USB cable : NO WAY.
Acer has no built-in solution (Android ... blabla ... Google ... blabla ... No Micorsoft ... No Outlook, well, alright). Actually, binding the mobile with my laptop over bluetooth does not work. I cannot exchange any file using the Weven built-in functionalities.
I tried the famous MyPhoneExplorer, which has already worked well many years for me in the past, to no avail. No connection using BLuetooth, no connection using USB. Wifi is no option, since I cannot branch on the company signal.
 Two days spent tweaking every single bluetooth feature to get a connection, and I have not any beginning of a solution. Google told me nobody ever managed to do it (they all sync using Wifi, which I do at home also and works like a charm).
On my previous phone, I turned BT on on the PC, on the phone, and it simply worked.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Clickety[^] [CNN]
Unfortunately, not a Leslie Nielsen. 
/ravi
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The warning was given over ... Twitter. Sign of the time.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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How can you have a web site without kittens?
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Mike Hankey wrote: How can you have a web site without kittenshamsters ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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That's what I'm talking about!
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There's at least one hamster[^] on the site.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Leslie Nielsen talked about this a while back... 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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...who decided that all Excel documents should open in the same instance of Excel....
You, Sir, are a moron.
[SET RANT OFF]
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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It's possible to open two in different windows...you just can't do it by clicking the actual document. You have to launch a second excel and then open the file from the menu. But I agree. Not cool.
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That is my point exactly.
Used to be you could double-click an Excel file and voila! It opened in it's own instance.
Now, you have you open Excel, then go find the file and open in. Completely counter-intuitive.
And to add to the misery, if you double click more than one, and they open in one instance, how do you select the other file? You have to click the View tab, then drop down Switch Windows, and select the other file. Again, completely counter-intuitive.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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One assumes you can open excel and drag the file from explorer, drop it on excel and it will open in that instance (eliminates the ratting arround the file system the 2nd time).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Don't know what version you are using, but every time I click on an Excel sheet in Office 2013, it opens in a new instance, even with other instances open.
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Are you sure it's really a new process? My experience is different (Win 7, Office 2013 - 32 bit).
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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Spoke wrong... Same executable but two completely separate windows. The original complaint was about opening in the same instance (window). Mine open in new windows.
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Have to agree - PITA.
The number of times I want two sheets open at the same time, one on each monitor isn't huge, but when I can't do it I do want to hit things. Or MS employees. But things are closer...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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