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Nah - he costs money. I prefer the one on Special Offer[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ah, Mandela with ONE "l" - Why didn't you just say so? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Because I'm stooopid. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well, it's a mistake easily done - it's not like any of them are particularly famous anyway... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I gather you plan to live forever! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What, you are planning on dying? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, but not in the near future!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A day in my office...
(A - the new guy, B - me)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Disney's Jake and the neverland pirates
6am edition.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The Chilli Contest - a Rock hard decision
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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MFWIC
Yeah, different movie but nearly same dialog but MFWIC is like the coolest answer ever.
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Star Wars: Master Windu and the Sith Lord
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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If she doesn't get me a Pizza Printer[^] for my next birthday, she should be prepared to pack and move out!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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sweet, i Need one of those 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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a missus?
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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They do have their advantages - I wouldn't be without mine!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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yes i know i already got one, and since we are living together my Shirts have no more creases
But actually i meant the Pizza Printer 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Cheaper to just get the 3D pizza printer.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Maybe a win win?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Not bad. I am holding out for a Bacon Printer[^] 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Be a man: tell the missus to cook herself the pizza for you.
(...kidding...kidding...kidding...)
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Better not! I'd assume he'd want to live long enough to enjoy the pizza!
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I'm not sure edible in NASA's dictionary means the same as in Oxford...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I do not get the point. Billions of pizzas are already being made by machines every day, so what's new ? Plus, it looks completely inefficient.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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