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I turned to the wife and said
"Ding Ding. Seconds out, round One"
And that's how the fight started.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Seriously, I'm surprised you're still able to post this here! 
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We are patient with our fellow 'stralian members, they sometimes have outbursts like that.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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Marco Bertschi wrote: We are patient with our fellow 'stralian members, they sometimes have outbursts like that.
Oi! He's a Pom what we let live down here.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Oi! He's a Pom what we let live down here.
Even if not everyone understand what they try to communicate.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I turned to the wife and said
"Return type, function name, open parenthesis ..."
.. and that's how the argument started.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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It's right about then I can't think of what to say, I always have trouble choosing the right words for an argument!
modified 10-Feb-14 7:31am.
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This post is void of any joke.
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All Lounge Jokes inherit from void, Shameel.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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I know, let's not make it public
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Don't give Bill static - he's one of the good guys!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Not only is he good, but he also has real class.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
modified 10-Feb-14 8:50am.
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Well, that seems to be an abstract thought
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I always prefer optional arguments so never cared much as I knew the default argument is always true (she wins) 
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Restart ? Seriously ? In 2014 ?[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Yep, that is a classic
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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I'll know about it when my laptop catches fire. I have windows updates turned off to avoid auto restarts in the middle of the night. But I have to remember to go update.
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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Rage wrote: Restart ? Seriously ? In 2014 ?[^]
That has little to do with the year we're in.
So, your application updates DLL's without the need to restart your application, yes? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: That has little to do with the year we're in
Well, you could think that in our century one could have come up with an operating system that does not need a restart every time an application updates.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote:
Well, you could think that in our century one could have
In our century, we could feed the world - but we don't.
If it was worth the money, someone would. It's that simple.
..and the thing that pissed me was the argument that it is 2014; that's not an argument. It wasn't in 1602, and it is not now. The fact that something feels outdated does not mean it is.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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For one thing, the prison may have signals intelligence, or staff with eyes in their heads: [^].
That's an expensive drone-kit (US $20+K) got wasted there, not to mention the high street-value of 4kg. of crystal methamphetamine, the in-prison market value of the mobile-phones, etc.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Perhaps they need remote control rocket launchers to start shooting them down?
That could be a fun game: RC heli vs RC missiles.
Sort of like Missile Command[^] for real!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Then get ready for a challenge. That's a T-Rex 700 and I have seen some with more powerful motors or even twin turbines that reached 250 km/h and more.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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I wonder how prisoners can sell things to each other. They don't carry any money, do they ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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