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I've heard that if there WERE any virgins on Mars, they would have 12 nipples.
Sounds incredible, dozen tit?
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I think a bird carved from oak would be cool too!
Wooden Tit.
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Gregory.Gadow wrote: Ob link to a pair of great tits.
Notice how the girl tit is squacking at the boy tit. 
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Johnny J. wrote: if there WERE any virgins on Mars, they would have 12 nipples.
Sign me up. 
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Why? You've got 12 hands?  
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Johnny J. wrote: Why? You've got 12 hands?
Wasn't excatly what I was thinking but you do have a point; on earth 2 nipples 2 hands.
Damn, I will have to grow more hands. 
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I'm selling my Kayak, getting to old to get in and out of the thing and I've got a buyer that will pay what I'm asking but wants to send me a check. I've told him it takes 3-5 days to clear and he claims 24 hours but is willing to wait for check to clear.
I've never done business this way, always cash so I'm a little leery. Regardless of what happens he ain't getting the boat until check has cleared. It just seems odd and wonder why he doesn't go to the bank on way to pick it up then hand me cash and him take boat? Odd!
What say ye?
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Get the money first. Don't trust him at let him have it before! Just sayin' 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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I can't think of any Kayak puns!
Canoe?
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Well, I didn't know that you had a boat as well, but you must have... because Michelle told me the other night that you have a very small Dingie... 
Badabam! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Have you seen her Cap size?
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Well, I saw it once, but she didn't want to show it to me again. She said: "As the French say: Pas Anchor"
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oar't you clever?
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I am not about to submit to Pier Pressure.
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That's a hull of an attitude.
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This thread will end Schooner or later
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I fear it'll be a long time before the final bow is taken.
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And we can celebrate by eating Junk food!
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I'll have a bowl of Sloop as a starter then...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sounds good, as long as there's no riff-raft.
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I'm not a boat to put up with that!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I bow to your wisdom!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Seems to me that you're Barque'ing up the wrong tree... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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