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I was t'opposite. I started off as fly-half but moved to No.8 as my ball-in-hand skills weren't quite what a No.10 should have and my kicking wasn't up there either. At No.8 it all changed for the better! I was quick at peeling off the scrums, held my own in the lineout, and my no-nonsense tackling soon made an impression on opposing teams. I was of the England full-back (Dusty Hare) style who once said "I'll get my tackles in early, even if they're late."
Playing rugger in S'Efrica was a different story. They produce hard bastards down there and I quickly learned that the hardest punch in the face was sometimes the way you did things. I had the misfortune of breaking both my ankles within a year or so and the second one forced my retirement, at 27. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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chriselst wrote: I need a woman who can take a bruising.
I would say the woman in the picture is the right one for you. Just don't let her get on top. 
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Hi,
Quote: The UK has more obese women than any other country in Europe, according to European Union figures.
It's not that there wasn't enough attention for the problem in the [UK media] 
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
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Well, this explains the recent flooding. It wasn't the water rising, it was the land sinking due to all the fat birds.
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They must eat too much in planes... 
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QED[^]
Video link - not safe for work, not safe for anything, come to think of it... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: The UK has more obese women than any other country in Europe, according to European Union figures.
I'd like to see some of those European Union figures. 
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Internet companies will kill this project
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It's not really WiFi - it's unidirectional, from the satellites to the consumers. So it's really a broadcast system: you can't use it to "browse" unless the page you are looking for is actively being transmitted.
So it's less "internet access worldwide" and more "selected data broadcast".
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: selected data ad & spam broadcast
FTFY 
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Unidirectional trasmission would work for free world wide pizza.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Probably not - the cheese-and-meat-thing wouldn't go down too well in Israel, and Dominos would probably recruit a mercenary army (on heavily armoured mopeds, natch) to prevent the consumption.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Stop being all sensible and everything!
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"The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."
I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me there.
Normal non-serious behaviour will continue after this message from our sponsor.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I should bloody well hope so, and mention sheep to stop anyone getting suspicious.
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Baaaaah. Humbug.
Life is too shor
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Shirley there was a missing ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif) after ?
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OriginalGriff wrote: selected data broadcast
CEEFAX for the 21st Century. 
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This is why I fitted a condom to both aerials of my router this morning.
And rubbed it with Goose-grease and camphorated oil, then covered it with a piece of flannel just to be sure.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Should we ask why you had all those things handy?
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Sheep like the smell and textures...
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