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The symptoms of concussion can be very difficult to differentiate in some parts of Scotland...
(I take it that her "Scottish" accent was just that she didn't finish every sentence with 'eh' eh?)
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What I just stole.
If you're having a baby and it is a boy, call it Gotham.
Then when it cries in the night and your wife wakes you up and says "Gotham needs you".
You're gonna get out of bed every time, and feel amazing doing so.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Mexicans already do that with Jesus.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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"Mom, I am going out with the son of god. I will be late"
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Name your Girl greece, then you can say greece is in trouble... 
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Sounds a lot better than saying that greece is in deep sh*t.
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If that's the case, whatever you do don't call your daughter Paris...
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Talking of Paris, many years ago I worked with a bloke called Rob Laye.
He called his daughter Emily Charlotte.
It wasn't until she was a year or two old when they received a letter dressed to her using her initials and surname and thought Oh God, what have we done!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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And people called Bates should have all boy children adopted...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You wouldn't happen to have that address, would you? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Reminds me of the story from last April of Mr & Mrs Peacock, who called their son "Drew". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Dafuq was that? You really shouldn't record and post videos when you're drunk!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Should I have labeled it NSFW? 
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I don't think that one was safe for anything to be honest...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh, I can definitely agree with that!
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Random quote - "Get out mom"
This is just the best video I have seen, youtube finally has a meaning. I have shared this with everyone I know, have known or will ever know.
Seriously, coffee/nose moment. Brilliant!
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Chris should sue. Or something. :p
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All bar #6 are bally well good[^].
Lángos is a daily treat during the summer along with plenty of palacsinta and Kürtőskalács. The recipe I'd recommend trying is Somlói Galuska, it's got cake it's got chocolate and [depending on the steadiness of your hand] a lot of alcohol.
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Great, now I'm hungry! 
That all looks really good!
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We're having [left over] Paprikás Csirke tonight and I have decided to make some nokedli to go with it. I am also feeling hungry, but I happen to have a Turo Rudi in the fridge for my elevenses which is NOW! 
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"Article in French newspaper is a press release."(8)
Not that hard, I just like it.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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LEMONADE (A in Le Monde)
Not quite sure why, apart from pressing and releasing lemons to make it.
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You squeeze the lemons in a Lemon Press[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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