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They bellow because the other fish are hard of herring.
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We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
Good one BTW.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It just kinda hit me like a tuna bricks.
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There's a time and a plaice for that kind of thing.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What better plaice than CodProject?
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I'll mullet over and let you know.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You do that, I won't carp about it anymore.
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We start at 7 AZ time; the restaurant we're fetching Chinese from doesn't open until 11 CA time, which is 12 N here. Worse, they're not answering the phone early, so we can't even pre-order. It's going to be 12:30 - 1:00 before it's ready to eat. 
On the brighter side, the boss is buying. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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The solution is to go out to lunch. You should be back just in time for lunch.
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I selected no for making you my home page and you still did it on IE? What is this? My Chrome did beat you and for that: BWA HA HA
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Viagra switch[^]
If light stay on for more than 4 hours call Erectrician!
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I like her phone[^] a lot better. This is a lady I'd like to meet!
Will Rogers never met me.
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I normally go out for my lunch at about 1.30 or 2, in a day which is roughly 9.30 to 6. This makes the post-lunch part of work pleasantly short, and I get to 6 without feeling at all bored.
Today I had a lunchtime meeting so I had lunch from 12 to 1. It's now 5.15 and I just want to go home  .
I've always felt that the norm of taking lunch at midday is weird – people don't centre their living day around the clock, we don't go to bed at 8pm and get up at 4am ... so why make 12pm the 'middle' of your day when it clearly isn't?
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Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe. I get up at 4:45, I'm at work by 6:00, and I'm out at 4:00. Lunch is around 12:30 or so, after I've run or worked out.
Software Zen: delete this;
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That's fair enough if you actually do centre your day on the clock by getting up at crazy o'clock.
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It's a couple of factors.
I'm a morning person, so going in that early is less annoying to my coworkers. That whole chipper "good morning!" thing has worn off by the time the rest of them roll in at 8:30 or so.
Going in at 6:00 and coming home at 4:00 keeps me off the highway at peak traffic time.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Wussies! My grandfather would get up just after he went to bed and walked 14 miles in the snow in subzero temperatures, year round, uphill both ways with only old newspapers for shoes and coat and worked 27 hours a day without lunches or breaks. Stop whining.
At least that's what he told us when we were kids. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Psh. But was he THANKful?
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Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo&feature=kp[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Lucky indeed! They got to eat. 
Two Monty Python links in one day, the day gets better. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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New machine. Love it.
Constant barrage of Windows updates. Leave me the elephant alone!!!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Which windows version?
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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