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Meds take about 20 minutes to take effect!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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"One of our friendly staff will attend to your needs shortly. This call may be recorded for quality assurance reasons."
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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You were wasted as a developer Michael.
You should have joined the Diplomatic Corps.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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He was thrown out of the Oz DC for being too polite and self effacing...and far too sober. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I did state that he was wasted as a developer.
And also wasted when he wasn't being a developer.
And on Weekends.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Hey now, he was sober when I met him two years ago.
A few hours later though...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Michael Martin wrote: ...knob gobbler.
Actually made me laugh. Reminded me of a site great for entertaining insults like "Clotknocker", "Ballsneeze" & "Headlump"
Clickerty click... micro click...
http://www.rinkworks.com/namegen/fnames.cgi?d=1&f=11[^]
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Movie Quote Of The Day
A: Did you want confession?
B: Heh? Well, maybe later, Father. 'Cause where I am going, I'd just have to come right back.
Which movie?
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Desperado
Priest: Did you want confession?
El Mariachi: Heh? Well, maybe later, Father. 'Cause where I am going, I'd just have to come right back
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Please look on my profile page and look up the rules.
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Supernatural
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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One Night in Paris
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Glad You Came. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I don't know if this is a repost, but I have not seen this before: CP 404[^]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I tried to Google "Missing medieval servant".
It came up with: "Page not found"!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What is that in Bobs left arm? 
It looks like an anemic Bacon Frazzle[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, I was wondering about that too. I thought maybe it is a scarf 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I was really starting to go along with it being one of those bacon thingies (a gigantic one  ), but I am afraid it is a scarf of sorts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXtO5dMqEI[^]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I believe you are correct! 
(I like the first comment: "Put that stupid spoon away, just tell me why the **** is you head shaved like that - do you even know how ridiculous you look? Sitting there like Yoda, and talking wise **** you bald headed munchkin." 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yes, that comment made me smile too
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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