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Walking on the beach yesterday morning. Look up and see a man cleaning his deck, working pretty hard.
Look again: Jason Statham.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I didn't know he played Poker.
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The odds are stacked against you that anyone will laugh at that.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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"I elephanting hate traffic wardens"
(Ok, he didn't say it, but Bacon provided the feed line)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oh, deck, I misread that the first time.
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You thought perhaps he was cleaning his clock?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If he had been really lucky, he would have seen Amy Smart, Statham's co-star from Crank[^] cleaning her pussy[^]! 
PS: SFW!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Took my car for it's MOT - passed like a top dawg - and now I'm orf for a little spin around the lanes before doing the school run. So no LTB for Vilmos, just fun!
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LBT ? Drinking Acronym I'm not familiar with?
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Lunch Time Beer
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The Vilmos has Beer at lunch? Wine surely (he's a properly brought up lush, don't you know!) 
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"For".
The word is "For", not "At".
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Observant you are young man!
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You had me worried that I didn't write LTB. As Shep pointed out, it does indeed mean Lunch Time Beer. It is not mandatory to have beer as a LTB, wine or spirits are just as acceptable, but a mid-working-day drink has always been an LTB AFAIK ICBW.
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As I said, well brought up...
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I would say I was dragged up. Backwards. Through a bush.
I am an Army Brat and proud of it, if we went a week without nearly killing ourselves it was considered good conduct.
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Hi All,
You maybe aware that I am battling with a near impossible task at the moment due to a lack of information and the get it working attitude of those above me. Leading me to ask some Q&A questions that have probably confused those trying to answer. The best one so far was 'make it work like it before' answer 'it didn't, it was swallowing the errors until the error logging gave out, then it exploded', 'but it was working', 'no it wasn't' (at this stage I'm starting to feel like Dilbert), 'Well it looked like it', 'that was the point I am trying to make'. Ini files mis-aligned, Thread.Sleep() chucked in to confuse things comments that are not right, there not even wrong. Default Serial Port names, which are getting the wrong commands sent. No documentation at all, I'm having to pick through the firmware to get some idea of what commands are there and what they appear to do!  I am told 'once you have got reliable code send it', at this stage code which complied with out an a torrent of errors would be good! I am now being pushed on to other things as well...
Help!
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So...now would be a good time to ask for:
A) A raise.
And
B) An assistant.
Then
C) Palm the cr@p off onto the assistant and cherry pick the good bits!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quote: Palm the cr@p off onto the assistant and cherry pick the good bits!
Thank you Mr. Burns[^]
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I once got to work for a company who did that to an employee. No documentation, "just fix the code".
After a while, they asked another employee to help him, since he could not get by with the code in the too short time schedule (!). This created more problems than it solved, since most part of his time, he was trying to explain to the new team mate how the code worked, time during which he was of course not working to improve it.
Then they asked this second employee to fire the first one, since obviously he was not good enough to do what he had been told (!!). And because of that, the second one quit, since the first was gone and all the partial know-how with him, and because he was pissed to be forced to fire his colleague.
And then, they hired me to save the day. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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And...did they tell you this before or after you took the job?
And why / how long did you stay?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: how long did you stay?
Until they asked another employee to help him. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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No, they lied about the situation.
I stayed 6 months, that was the time it took me to find something else. I also happen to get the code fixed in that time. I was happy to quit, though !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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It does seem like this is getting very close to 'find new job' territory.
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