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Fortunately, I have broadband (albeit only ~4Mbps) via my landline, so I'm fine with the mobile not working!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I get ~3.5Mbps. Pretty good considering the alternative 
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Cheeky B*stard! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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This is OG. He hit the maximal reputation points amount, so had to start over in a new account.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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...and move to India??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Isn't that the German flag?
Ok, see what you mean...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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O.....K.....
Not really sure what to do about that... I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and all that, and it didn't take me too long to create...but it is plagiarism of a sort...Nah, leave him be, I'm not worried about it unless he starts making money! (Then I want commision, and we can start discussing percentages)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Just face it: Everybody wants to be like you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It seems that he just want to look like him
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It is generally a good idea not to use the same avitar when you create a sock puppet accout to upvote your own posts. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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A friend of mine, who happens to be a kiwi (that's a new zealander to you foreign johnnies) was a bit of an ice hockey fan, but lived in one of the poorer areas of the land of the white cloud.
They had no ice rink, so could only really practice on the local supermarket car-park at night.
A ball proved to be too unlike the real thing, so (being kiwi's and being outside a closed supermarket at night) they broke in and stole a frozen chicken to use.
By all accounts it was fantastic - just like the real thing - until it started to defrost. No worries, they just stole another. And another... and so on.
Of course, the chicken's didn't go to waste - they each took one home after the game and cooked it up for their dinner.
The next day, every one of them was confined to the smallest room, where both ends were in frequent and somewhat painful use.
it was so bad, the local newspaper even ran a story on it.
"Local lads have bad case of Chicken Pucks"
Fortunately , it's warm outside so I don't need my coat.
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_Maxxx_ wrote: that's a new zealander to you foreign johnnies
I got that, so kindly keep me out of it! 
_Maxxx_ wrote: Fortunately , it's warm outside so I don't need my coat
I'll hold the door for you!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Quite so, Dickie, old chap, quite so.
I assume that you meant "One is not foreign".
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I meant, we British.
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Quite. One is British, also, although certainly one has adopted certain antipodean traits (such as, for example, taking the piss out of Kiwis) one still holds the dear old Mother Country dear. Ya pommie pooftah.
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Ya pommie pooftah.
I say, steady on old chap, pas devant les femmes.
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Sorry. It's the heat, I tell you. the damnable heat! One tries to hold onto one's civilised self, but day after day of cloudless blue skies, and that sun! Relentless.
Damn it all, I'm getting off the beach! *
* it is in fact night time and pissing down with monsoonal rain at the moment
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11% of 10,492,230 is still over a million loonies.
And most of us live in the lounge...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: And most of us live in the lounge...
That's what I'm talking about - I should expect 99%...or it's the case of 'I'm the only normal person here!'?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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But measured insanity can never exceed 50% because, by doing so, this would redefine normal.
(This explains a lot about my previous employers ...)
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When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. To seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be! Miguel de Cervantes, "Man of La Mancha".
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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