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I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland ?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Ireland ?"
And that's the last thing I remember! 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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..and tht's when the wailing and smashing of teeth began. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: ..and tht's when the wailing (Thar she blows...) and smashing of teeth (Oi! Dose are my teesh!) began
With apologies to I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.
Regards, Stewart
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Stewart Judson wrote: With apologies to I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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 good on
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I got a new book "Gravity for dummies".
Once I picked it up I found it very hard to put down...
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It was a bit light on detail
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May be you can share just the core of it with us.
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I put my copy next to my Higgs Bosoon, and I can't SEE either, but I know they are there!
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You got to pull string theory-tically to get hold of them.
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Gravity is an illusion: the Earth sucks.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I was going to read that one, but I never had the strength to pick it up. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I'll just leave this[^] here. 
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Marked as Spam. 
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Well, we know what you're having for supper tonight...
Me, I've dug two Welsh Black rump steaks out of the freezer and they are defrosting ready to go in the Sous Vide. Peppercorn and Whiskey sauce, chips, grilled tomato - sorted!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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We will be finishing off what fresh food we have in the house. Probably going to be a Quicky* followed by Fruit Salad.
* That's a Quicky Lorraine to the people in the posh seats.
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And there we were, thinking you were a Real Man...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm married, had to hand the card in at the church.
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Does it come with wafers?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross! Gannet-onna-stick!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Beside the new CDs mentioned below, I also ordered a nice book to learn to speak Czech. Any tips/tricks on that language (or hidden Czechs around)?
I know that @Argonia and @Nagy-Vilmos have a strong connection to Hungary|Bulgaria, but don't know how the languages are connected (e.g. Italian has words in common with french - Sorry, Carlo!) - Would it be easy to learn Czech first, and then apply parts of the newly learnt skills onto Bulgarian|Hungarian?
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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Well if it helps, I'm told I speak b*ll*cks most of the time...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No, that doesn't really help. Besides that, Ballack[^] speaks German
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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OriginalGriff wrote: I speak b*ll*cks most all of the time..
Couldn't resist
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