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The Weasleys have a ghoul in the attic. Your family has you.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Thanks for this link !
“I speak in a poem of the ancient food of heroes: humiliation, unhappiness, discord. Those things are given to us to transform, so that we may make from the miserable circumstances of our lives things that are eternal, or aspire to be so.” Jorge Luis Borges
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"Distractify". I may reuse this.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Great!
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. T.Jefferson
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OK, you probably know that some fraudsters are sending poor quality emails deliberately on the basis that anyone who responds is thick enough to fall for their scam, so they are worth spending time on.
But...this is worse than usual:
Good morning!
You has the fines for income tax.
Sum total: $213.82
===Detailed notification is in the attached archive===
You gotta check out form before: August 13th 2014.
Else you'll receive claim.
Regards,
Chief of Kentucky Department of Revenue.
Hiram Burris
+1 (702) 138-89-16
If you have any comments or questions please do not hesitate to contact us. Thanks again and have a great day.
No threats found in this email. Checked by Clam Antivirus.
Wrong currency, wrong country, wrong continent, wrong grammar, and...a virus infected attachment. Oh dear... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yo! if you ain't gonna hand out'em taxes, you gotta try outrunnin' da Gs. But we'll get ya fo sho.
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You funny mo' fo'!
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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OriginalGriff wrote: anyone who responds is thick enough to fall for their scam,
Be sure to tell us their answer to your reply.
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It's tempting, but these guys[^] have much better imaginations than I do!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Nice to see that DD seems to act as Mari Ibrahim from Luton 
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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You don't know much about Kentucky, do you?
For those of us that know about Kentucky the only thing that hints that this may be a scam is the fact it was sent via email.
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MehGerbil wrote: You don't know much about Kentucky, do you?
They've got a Derby[^]?
After that, pretty much nothing...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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They make really good bourbon, pay their university basketball players very well and the average IQ is similar to the average temperature.
That's it...
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Mike Mullikin wrote: average temperature
Not in Kelvin I presume?
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I guess it's just as well the USA still uses Fahrenheit...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Actually, I'm pretty sure Mike was referring to the average winter temperature in Celsius.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Ah. We normally make that comparison with shoe size. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Baby shoes: 1.6C[^]?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Sorry about that, Griff. When I received this, I knew it wasn't for me, so I just forwarded it to you.
Will Rogers never met me.
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That's OK - but I think I just accidentally sent you all my Viagra averts... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If those are the ones that include a free inflatable sheep with every order, I got 'em, and "Thanks!"
Will Rogers never met me.
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I was reading an article once (might have even been linked here, but meh... whatever) that was proposing that the bad grammar etc is actually part of their strategy to weed out people who can see through the scam...
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