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Your list went to ellipses long before mine would have.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I'm lazy.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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I don't understand the Bieber hatred.
As for Limbaugh/Maher/O'Reilly they are pretty easy to avoid.
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MehGerbil wrote: I don't understand the Bieber hatred.
Then you're not qualified to post here anymore.
In fact, we wonder how you keep your keyboard functional with all that drool flooding it.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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No, they need to die in a blender.
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Since I have never heard them, they are already dead to me.
Problem solved.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You just think you haven't: "Don't worry, be happy"[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Fair enough. But that song wasn't bad enough to warrant death by fire 30 years later.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I agree - it's a light "summery" little number. Not worthy of death by combustion... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I agree - it's a light "summery" little number. Not worthy of death by combustion...
Hey, it's my list.
If you don't like it get your own freakin' list. 
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Griff turns to a new page, and licks his pencil...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Lucky bastard. 
Turn on the radio and tune into a radio station playing current, popular music. Listen to a couple of songs. When you hear one that is so annoying it makes you want to rip your ears off, it is very likely "Happy" by that Pharrell guy.
If you can't find a radio, you can click here[^] and assume the ear-ripping position.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Now I see. Now it makes sense. 
I do know the song but not because of the radio but because of Despicable Me 2. My kids liked it but I fell asleep halfway through.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hello Sir,
About fire and burning, it was shocking when i heard about Paul Walkers death, what an actor he was!!!
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Quote: About fire and burning,
Whatever your comment means, it burned. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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This Bobby McFerrin[^]?
If Bobby McFerrin were a DBA:-
Quote: Here is a little script I wrote
You might want to parse the single quotes,
Don't worry be happy
In SQL we have some trouble
When you convert from string to double
Don't worry, be happy......
Ain't got no space to run your trigger
Truncate the log or make it bigger
Don't worry, be happy
The tran log says its in a state
You may have to SHUTDOWN WITH NOWAIT
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cache, ain't got no file
Ain't took no backups for a while
But don't worry be happy
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Don't forget that long island medium witch.[^]
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What about Justine Bieber?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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...like it's going out of style.
In the last five days, I've spent $6400 on engine parts for my new anti-earth day engine.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I had a friend with one of those. He called it the 'earth killer'. It was a really nice ride though 
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Good for you!
I know the feeling, one you start wanting to spend, you just keep finding more to buy!
I ordered a whole new bunch of networking gear yesterday; Point2Point link, POE Switches, internal AP etc. On Monday coming, order CCTV system and also today got a glimpse of the new Evohome lineup from Honeywell so spec'd a replacement central heating and hot water control system, probably order that lot up once I finish the Network/CCTV install. All up it will be around $6.5K.
I think over the years, it would have been cheaper to build Tracy Island.
My Credit card thinks its kidneys are bleeding.....again.
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So far this week, I've received three phone calls from the fraud prevention department, despite the fact that each purchase was almost immediately followed up by a payment to cover the charge...
I wonder why their fraud detection software ain't smart enough to notice that...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That's because the prompt payment is actually a red flag. In the old days, fraudsters could run up charges on your card, send in a payment (paper check drawn on non-existent or closed account) that posted to the account so they could run up even more changes. The check bounces - leaving you with a card whose balance is twice the credit limit.
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