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Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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May an erroneous hard return separate your DELETE statement from its WHERE clause.
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I'm not the only one who heard Bob Dylan singing this, right?
("Forever Young"...look it up)
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Current World Coffee Consumption is 1.3kg per person per year (7,358,897 metric tons) source
Now for me, 1.3 kg is around 6 weeks so you buggers have some explaining to do? How much coffee do you process?
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about 250 g a week so 1,5 kg per 6 weeks ... 
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I get 800g bags and they last 3-4 weeks - depending on how much code I write.
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and there I thought you only code while drinking Gin 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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A single 227g bag will last me about a week. So about the same as you - 5.7 weeks for 1.3Kg.
Currently, Taylors Hot Lava Java[^] is my tipple of choice.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I drink Omnia[^], but I pay more like £5 for a 800g bag-o-beans when I go back. I buy 6-8 months worth at a time and store it in airtight boxes.
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None. along with Tobaccoo It must rank among the most shitest drugs known to man. The effects are so minimal it's pointless.
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Without the ...ene drugs the murder and divorce rate would sky rocket.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I roasted and shipped out five pounds last night. People love coffee. When I was doing the research it seems the two most common reasons coffee "tastes bad" is that most people either burn it or use too much or too little coffee in their brew. Its surprisingly delicate for the great flavor.
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Yep. Over roasting it is a sin.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I was more referring to overcooking after the roasting. Coffee sitting on burners in offices scorching. Don Draper's just sipping it black and making the face and then sitting back satisfied. This is the way coffee should taste. A real man drinks coffee black no matter how bad it tastes.
Not! I do enjoy my French Press at home.
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Likewise - a plunger rather than a stewer, or my Espresso machine on occasion.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Shut Up!
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None. I prefer to just get enough sleep. 
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6 weeks?
Half a kilo lasts a week, if there's no visitors.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I was to the point of having one, maybe two, each morning during the week. However, within the past week or so I've completely cut out coffee. It wasn't really intentional, I was just focused more on getting to my desk and working. We're on a large project. And I actually feel so much better, and I have more natural energy than when I was drinking as little as one cup a day. Haha.
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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So you have about 4 cups of coffee per day.
You should drop one of them.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I'll count one day. It'll be nasty.
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I used to have five cups per day. Cardiologists don't like coffee addicts, unfortunately.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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6.1kg per year. If my math is right (probably not).
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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Roughly 2.5 kilos per 5 weeks. I have it roasted for me and get it 1 day after roasting. 
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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