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She was killed by that immigrant Prince Philip, using Ninja Killer Bees (trained by MI5 and released by MOSAD) because she knew the truth about the Moon Landings.
According to the Daily Fail, anyway.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If you're going to steal my jokes[^] at least wait more than three days.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You left it lying around so I thought you didn't want it any more.
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Actually, I think he may just have gone back to the future.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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His cars didn't have doors, much less gull wing ones...and they didn't have a heated coke straw as standard fitment either!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: a heated coke straw
I was thinking who wants warm Coca-Cola, then the brainfart hit me!
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That's a true loss for the racing world.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Just a thought, but if you are getting an error it might be helpful to post the error. Since there are 12,123,345,976,635 different possible errors I'm pretty sure it will make the process go much faster and more efficient.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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In some cases, it would help if they even told us vaguely what was wrong.
I'm getting a little tired of questions which are "it didn't work" followed by "plz fix it 4 me". 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Eliza wrote: I'm getting a little tired of questions which are "it didn't work" followed by "plz fix it 4 me".
... without providing a single line of code.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
The console is a black place [taken from Q&A]
How to ask a question
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I always wonder about the ones who know it's not their code because it compiled without errors so it can't be faulty... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yes. It would be nice if they would actually ask a question in Quick Answers. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I really like, when after you ask OP what the question is, you got a comment that repeats the post's title exactly...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Right. As if you were the only one who didn't understand their perfectly clear title. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That must be because you're thick as molasses and simply did not get the problem when it was explained in detail in 5 words or less before...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I do not understand you - always hiding behind your inabilities, like "can't read your mind", than come here to complain...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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You are supposed to be an expert, arent you?
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I do not recognise this number. Where did you get it from?
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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He's confusing the number of different error messages with the number of different complaints Microsoft received over Windows 8.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: He's confusing the number of different error messages with the number of different complaints Microsoft received from Christian Graus over Windows 8.
FTFY!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Eliza, you'll be updated soon - Until we got your new code ready to release, can you check whether you really meant to mention Mr. Gruas?
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
The console is a black place [taken from Q&A]
How to ask a question
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I see no such typos.... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Another update to adjust your rendering engine is coming... 
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
The console is a black place [taken from Q&A]
How to ask a question
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It is maximum number of possible errors.
However, it is an error.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Apparently, MS let's you configure[^] it.
And now wait for the Q&A questions on this
"I have set possible errors to 0, but getting FileNotFoundException. Please suggest."
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
The console is a black place [taken from Q&A]
How to ask a question
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