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Blonde walks into a bar.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant!
What do you call a blonde with 3 brain cells? Twins!
Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A ginger kid has 2 friends!
What's the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A shoe has a soul!
How do Gingers do a high-five? Clap!
[I am a redhead, I've already got my coat on]
[Modified = Sorry I realise you said "GOOD" one liners, my bad.]
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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2 brain cells? future blonde?
3 brain cells? two future blondes!
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A special one liner[©] just for you. 
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The terrorist plot to disrupt the festivities in Pamplona was abominable.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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"Kids these days, they blow up so fast!" - Achmed
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Success with your first test then, you should go far.
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Nobody here but us chickens.
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Now I feel like a fool, I'm a duck. 
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DUCK![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Its not a duck, ... its a duckling!
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Potaeto / Potaato... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You cannot make a full grown duck to lay on her/his back. They have pride !
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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A gin-sipping duck? 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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guck? gick?
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
The console is a black place [taken from Q&A]
How to ask a question
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Or a duck-sipping-gin?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Sipping? Nah, wrong duck!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: wrong duck!
Sorry. I thought it was you I've seen. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Great Job!
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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It doesn't work! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start. ++
Error at Address Number 6, Treacle Mine Road.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Error at Address Number 6, Treacle Mine Road.
Sure it isn't 10 Downing Street? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There isn't just one error there - there is a whole cabinet full! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And a closet full of skeletons as well no doubt...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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An interesting, if cryptic, response.
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