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Mike Hankey wrote: a step father that constantly told me what a POS I was and would never amount to anything.
I had teachers that would tell me that. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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Sure don't promote personnel growth does it? 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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No it doesn't.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
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I agree.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I sincerely hope the kid got an A.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I don't there is any other choice except an A+.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I'm assuming it's too 'something-or-other' (there are some delicate sensibilities out there) for tomorrow's Daily News, but I had to share anyway.[^]
TTFN - Kent
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Thanks Kent! I now know what species my coworkers are! 
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Didn't you always suspect they were kind of fishy?
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: fishy
Never entered my mind.... I thought they was squirrelly* though... 
*For our non-native English speaking friends in case you are curious, squirrelly[^]
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I knew a girl named Squirrelly. At least that's what everyone called her. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Now when my wife says s that you I can say I am just communication with the herring.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Does the herring make sounds like that while cooking them also?
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With those kind of totals, Chris and the team are probably running into database constraints. Good job keeping the site running all these years. It's been fast and reliable. 
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M@dHatter wrote: running into database constraints
Why?
These are small numbers in database terms. When you think that they are utilising Amazon Cloud Services (for ::Workspaces). Just look at the recent Azure numbers, 20 Trillion Objects, 1 million SQL databases, 2 million requests per second etc. etc. (souce)[^]
modified 25-May-14 12:07pm.
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Actually 1 mil objects in anything accessed repeatedly can be a lot.
i.e 1,000,000 rows X 20 user requests a sec.
As of databases though 10,000,000 rows can be an issue if not designed properly. Comparing enterprise cloud services to inhouse databases are completely different.
If I had a billion dollar budget, I could spread out workload too. So what is your point? A couple of years ago Chris had it all in one table. 
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M@dHatter wrote: if not designed properly
Ah so secretly you are questioning the capabilities of the team? 
M@dHatter wrote: Comparing enterprise cloud services to inhouse databases
Move data inhouse, reduced latency, but probably slower disk times. Move data to the cloud, higher latency, but probably faster disk times. Implementation in either scenario is everything.
M@dHatter wrote: A couple of years ago Chris had it all in one table
I think he still does, he hasn't worked out how to do SQL joins yet or LINQ includes.  it is just pretend that they are using all these fancy databases and cloud technologies.
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I think it's all still running on a network of psion handhelds, isn't it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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DaveAuld wrote: he hasn't worked out how to do SQL joins yet or LINQ includes.
Ya, he keeps asking in QA over and over even though we keep telling him how. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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OK Carlo, close your eyes and vote the right clown.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Did you just bring politics into the lounge?
Oops, I confused politics with an ineffective money devouring machine that somehow makes all the wrong decisions.
Or are those interchangeable?
It's an OO world.
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Sander Rossel wrote: an ineffective money devouring machine that somehow makes all the wrong decisions.
No...it's a very effective money devouring machine that somehow makes all the wrong decisions.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Not what I meant, but yeah... You're right
An ineffective, money devouring machine...
I think the comma does it.
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
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Well, you know, the decisions are always wrong for someone.
But usually for most people except for those cashing in.
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