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That is just udder nonsense - don't try to ram that down our throats! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I said "You've goat to be kidding!"
FTFY
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Having finally seen the film Up I can say that I have learned a valuable life lesson.
If you really want to have an exciting adventure and do extraordinary things...
You have to wait until your wife is dead.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: If you really want to have an exciting adventure and do extraordinary things...
You have to wait until your wife is dead.
Not necessarily.
All you need to do is pause for a fraction of a second before saying "NO" the the Dread Question: "Does my bum look big in this?"
For added excitement, answer "Yes" instead.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Clickety[^] (SFW)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't know why I'm laughing at that - it's the truth... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Speaking of which, this girl[^] has SERIOUS wife potential! (Still SFW)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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 .... that's it .... just ...
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OriginalGriff wrote: the Dread Question: "Does my bum look big in this?"
The correct answer, said quickly, is: "Yes, it looks great."
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Only if you think you're gonna look good in a full body cast!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you end up in a cast you didn't say it fast enough!
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The Aussie answer.[^] (Youtube, SFW)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"And because the male actor had an "unexpected accident" that ad didn't make it to your homes.
We want to say my condolences to the family of the male actor.
Dear viewers, have a nice evening and enjoy our program."
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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OriginalGriff wrote: For added excitement, answer "Yes" instead.
No one has ever lived to tell the tale of the results of that kind of stupidity!
We ladies all look fantastic all the time, OK? Unless you are talking about another lady who we don't like much and then she obviously looks like a tramp ...
That's all you need to remember! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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So if you know you look fantastic, why ask?
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Look, don't it make it complicated (and don't ask sensible questions), just do what we say and no one will get hurt! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Women love getting compliments and because men forget to give them on a regular basis, we ask.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Or "it' not the clothes that make your bum look big"
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So...your "To Do Today" list has at item Number One: "Die"?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"P0mpey3"
Just how many lives have you got left?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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He seems to keep getting extra lives!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It must be all those green and orange mushrooms. One day he may even rescue the princess! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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OriginalGriff wrote: If you value your life, answer "Yes" instead.
Fixed.
If you tell her it looks fine, then everyone else says otherwise...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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