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No one says that enlightenment is easy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Nah. "That Indian con man" is only six syllables.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The internet is not a place for children.
If you're not a programmer, this is not a clear place (whatever the f*ck that means).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Never heard of it before - but the questions there* make more sense than the ones in QA do! 
* Google translate probably helped with that...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Or here[^], you bluddy traitor.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Welcome to the dark side.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cool, very Start Trek, seen _Max_ thing yet (I haven't been able to due to Network issues)? 
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Same for me: keeps stopping after a few seconds with an error. Will try from home later.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Nice to know, it's not our network 
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If you mean the You-tube starscape, it works fine for me.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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To the Chaps Olympiad in the 12th July at Bedford Square Gardens, London.
£25 Each, but free to who ever wants them.
The couple that were meant to join us have decided that it would be more fun to go on a Caribbean Holiday than spend an afternoon drinking Gin and Pimms in the sun!
Any takers?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: The couple that were meant to join us have decided that it would be more fun to go on a Caribbean Holiday than spend an afternoon drinking Gin and Pimms in the sun!
I will sacrifice and take your friends tickets so they can go with you?
Just trying to help ya out.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Nice try!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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You've got two tickets to paradise?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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And neither has been punched yet?
Remarkable.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: And neither has been punched yet?
We don't condone violence in the UK.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Don't we? Friday night in the parking lot after a few beers gets quite violent.
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I didn't say we don't have any. In the UK have been stabbed on two separate occasions and beaten up at least once (that I remember). I still don't condone it! In the US I have only been shot at once - luckily by a bad shot!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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If these tickets are one way ticket to the Caribbeans I would be happy to help your friends get rid of them
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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They charge for that?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I'd go, but I couldn't condone the dress-code: black tie clearly in the middle of the day, allowing someone to take their jacket off and leaving the waistcoat (double horror- the bottom button is done up) and what can only be described as zoot-suits.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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